Jeremy Iwen

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden traded a guy called “The Merchant of Death,” for a WNBA player. And left a US marine behind in Russian prison in the process. Biden’s a complete and total disaster on everything.

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

Mariah’s mad I wouldn’t let her lick my teeth. Am I in the wrong or is she?

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

#mowinonass

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

Rain before 7:00am beers by 11:00 -Andy Mueller

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

Just for everyone out there, don’t settle. You’re not happy at your job? Leave it. You’re not happy with the way your life is going? Make the effort to change it. I did, I’m happy, I would give my left nut for the life I have. Be you and never stop striving

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

I can’t lie, I’m not sober

[Megan Srnka @meganjesssie]

you’re a really shitty person if you judge someone for going to therapy or taking medication for their mental illness

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

@meganjesssie @WieseLucy “Just deal with it” is the true sign of an asshole.

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

Men’s underwear companies need to have someone drop ass in their underwear before they release them. You can’t tell me that they are all the same

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

@booker_prokash said my piss is warm

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

“To be alcohol you must drink alcohol” -the wise Hunter Gau

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

The boys are back in town baby

[Eliot Prokash @eliotprokash]

Craig Brans sighting on Division Street

Source: my eyes

[Booker Prokash @booker_prokash]

I love this life

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

I’m not hung over but I definitely don’t feel good

[Megan Srnka @meganjesssie]

I’m a slut for pull tabs

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

Pinky’s up for sponge bob

[Jeremy Iwen @IwenJeremy]

MGK is the guy, THE GUY

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I’m hungry but I also hate myself so there’s that.