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22| sé/é, he/him | i like gay elves and dragons | multifandom stuff

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I just got accused of "being a hack" in overwatch (while playing on console) over doing 8,000 healing, I think? It couldn't have been my damage because I hardly did any. I'm just like, confused. That's like a medium amount of healing. You're allowed to do more than a thousand...

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@StephenCaseyRea @squishingsquash This guy has referred to himself as a minor multiple times in replies. The only thing he has to conquer is his homework.

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Hateful conduct is literally just using the word cis now.

[Ari @Edanry]

Five years in the making.. I'm in tears. As a Puerto Rican trans woman, it's not been easy.

Been rapping for almost 5 years. Homeless when I started out. I dreamed of the day I would record and release music...and it's finally here! And it's free. 😎🔥

https://t.co/jqybIT4fCR

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@dirtcup_art I'd like to think they were also hiding dildos in armchairs like that 18th century one found in a french convent. I think of this when I think of convents, and how they would probably have been better places if there was more of that.

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@ablackjellybean The only conclusion to this really is that transmascs just aren't allowed to talk about their specific experiences of oppression at all. Which is exactly what these people want.

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@JohannesTEvans the most important part of the grocery shop is the anti-shopping list. It's the 'buy this on pain of death' list. I am fighting a war against pickles.

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@transguyenergy this is like if you tried to teach a robot vogue

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@CaelanConrad "who had a neovagina put in" what? put in?

Picking my neovagina up off the shelf at the neovagina store before getting it installed. Apparently.

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Absolutely hate when you see someone good looking on OkCupid who seems to match well with you and then you click on their "disagrees" and it's shit like "yeah I'm okay with racist jokes :)". What the fuck is wrong with you.

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Doing a thing while stating "I'm not doing this thing" is the most fucking annoying behaviour. Like dude I have functioning eyes? I can't literally see you doing this thing right fucking now.

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@TofuMasque Yeah, if it wasn't fatshaming he wouldn't have felt the need to preemptively state what he did. He's denying it's fatshaming before anyone even comments on it because even he knows it's is.

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@rat_liker Off point but I genuinely thought you had just a bunch of rats hiding under your shirt in that video until my brain connected the emoji in the caption to the video. My rats like to hide under my shirt or in my sleeves and just squiggle around

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@lydsirabella There is nothing wrong with the proportions in this! These are people who actually just hate Bella, and are hiding that behind their criticism of "proportions". People who want to criticise without openly saying what they actually hate about it.

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And I've noticed places have started piercing in smaller gauges as standard now so even finding stuff that's decorative and will fit my older 14g piercings is impossible.

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Why is it so impossible to find septum jewellery that isn't either a completely plain bcr or embedded with crystal shit. So much of the market is just glitzy stuff since facial piercings got more popular and it pisses me off.

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Just got a fuck you directed at me in an ow deathmatch, felt like a compliment. glad I could be that annoying

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@MorgothArc he started hitting the middle word prediction after the first tree words

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What the fuck is wrong with people

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

"pronouns are confusing" what the fuck is football. genuinely what the fuck is going on in football. i am 23 years old and i have never once in my life grasped what the fuck is going on in football.