Isaac Dunn

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@TooGameTV milometers if snow on our campus- class will be closed for the next 7 days

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Just finished an interpretive snow dance complete with Indian headdress. Made a makeshift snow shaker from a water bottle and rice crispys.

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@malgs38 totally CUTE! OMG. Haha is the hedgehog play biting or sexual biting? We will never know.

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@CMillaaa2295 I hope all is treating you well and that school is great

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Mom found a frozen Robin in the freezer under lime sherbet from who knows when. Apprently my brother forgot he put it there. 2 years ago

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@malgs38 Mega cute! Their eyes are so big!

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Me and Malgorzata walked into Dillards today and I bought a $500 suit for $69 (with tailoring).... I was wearing jorts and a Guinness tshirt

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The writers of NBC's Parks and Recreation first looked at the government in Davie County before writing a single script

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"I think the Rum, Jack Daniels, José, and that blue shit we drank last night was fine, what really fucked us was that homemade cashew wine"

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3 stray dogs trying to get some food from me right now.. they have fleas pretty bad

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A Cuban cigar
Belize rum
A sun set and thunderstorm
Pineapple fanta (hahaha)
Nights still young

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20 miles on a bus with everyday people and their prized livestock. Stop
Hichhiked 14 miles made it to Mayan ruins
Repeat trip home
Saved$80

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Cut my hand on some coral reef... disinfect with gin because that's the only medicine we have.

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This guy in the line ahead of me just bought a box of condoms (pleasure pack) and a box of Sparklers... Turn swag on

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Trying to get this cat to eat these Goddammed Doritos and appreciate me as a human

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The person that knew plastic wrap would never really work but sold it anyway needs to be covered in sardine oil and licked to death by goats

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Pretty sure the UPS man just saw my Wang

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Did I try to breath fire off the porch last night?
Me - Yeah like 3 times. You burned your hand and dropped my lighter 3 stories

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"I guess if I were a tree waiting the whole winter to have sex I'd blow my load all over people, cars and you too"
the things one hears

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@Maddy_Linn My curse. I've seen sunny but not Isaac