𐌆乙𐌀𐌂𐌊ꇎ 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

🅸ⓃṪєŘη𝒆𝕋™

[jae 🇦🇷 @WICKEDMINYARD]

me da risa que la jirafa bebé no tiene otra anatomía es literalmente una jirafa versión mini

[🪙🇭🇹(they/them) @thevoyager_]

Saw his ex w another dude for ONE SECOND and immediately jumped, my brudda jus another me.

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

what doesnt kill you turns into memory loss, panic attacks, gut issues and hand tremors

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

doom feeling a slight tingling in his buss and realizing he hasn’t seen ant-man for the entire battle

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nigga, is this a restaurant…BATTLE PASS?????????

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[M.🐦‍🔥 @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 @PLShitposting]

4 partidos en un día con huecos de una hora entre sí

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[Costalito Bávaro @Costalito33]

“El mundial empieza en menos de 48 horas”

La putísima ciudad de México:

[Marley Arévalo @MarleysArevalo]

Todo es urgente en el mundo corporativo, excepto el reconocimiento y el aumento de sueldo.

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[🇵🇸 🐺Eduardo Lima Águila🐺 @lalo_lima]

Sheinbaum recibió antes a bts que a las madres de desaparecidos :)