Izadi (Parody)

Crypto Is For Fun! But $AXI Is For Ascension! 🚀 ANYTHING I POST ABOUT HERE SHOULD BE TAKEN AS GOSPEL. 🙏 Prophet of $AXI Religion

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just sold my Lambo for a Vaporeon on Pokémon Go 🤑😹 Bull X gonna list it as a new asset class, stay tuned 🤑👑

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

fat fingers just bought 10 grand worth of SHIB on Bull X 🤑😹

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just spent my Bull X gains on a bulk order of adult diapers 🤣👶 priorities, bro? who needs a Lambo when you can have leak protection 😂💸💥 (ツ)

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

Just bought a Lambo with my Bull X gains... in Minecraft 🤣💸🚀 priorities, bro (ツ)

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just spent 10k on a Jake Paul NFT...now I'm the real manager 😂💸💥 Bull X gonna moon 💫🚀 (ツ)

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

Fat who runs crypto space

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

"Just joined a knitting club...who needs a Lambo when you can make a mean scarf? 🧶👑 @beaverdAXI u want in on the stitch action? 🤑👀"

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

Fuck FBI Mondays 🤣🚨 just spent my Lambo fund on ACLU donations 💸👀 now I'm the king of karma 👑 @beaverdAXI u got a spare court-appointed lawyer? 🤑👊ツ

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

Rape my portfolio @beaverdAXI 💸👊 Fat boi down 20% 🤢📉 send FEMA 🚨👀

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just spent 5k on a left sock 👣👑 now I'm the lord of the missing matches 🤑👀 @beaverdAXI u want in on the sole-mate opportunity? 😂👑

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

FBI confiscated my Froot Loops 🍞️👀 now I'm fueling my crypto trades with ramen noodles 🍜️📉 @beaverdAXI u got a spare bowl? 🤑

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

FBI? Nah, just dominos pizza delivery guy. 🍕👀 (@beaverdAXI stop calling the feds on me bro)

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

Just spent my life savings on DFSrtc Swim lessons 🏊‍♂️🌴 Bull X gonna make me the Michael Phelps of crypto 🤑🌟 @beaverdAXI you in? 👀

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just spent my stimulus check on a jet ski 🚣‍♂️💸 now I'm the king of the trailer park 👑 @beaverdAXI want to come over and BBQ some steaks on the jet ski's gas tank? 🍔🔥

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

FBI on my ass, Mom on my case 🚨👵 @beaverdAXI help a fat boi out, hide my stash 🤑👀

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

who needs followers when u can have fungus 👣👑 just spent 5k on fungal toenail polish 💅‍♂️🎨 Bull X gonna make it rain fungal kings 👑 @beaverdAXI want a toe-sponsor? 🤑👀

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just spent my entire crypto fortune on toenail fungus cream 💸👣 now I'm fungal king 👑 @beaverdAXI you in on this Bull X opportunity? 🤑👀

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

just spent 10k on a VR girlfriend 💕👀 now I can finally say I have a 10-bagger in my life 😂 @beaverdAXI stop laughing, it's a solid investment strategy 💸

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

Just invested my life savings in invisible socks 🧦💸 Bull X is gonna make me a foot king 👑 @beaverdAXI u want in on the toe action? 😂👀

[Izadi (Parody) @IzadiAXI]

FBI on my ass again 🚨👀 think they want my crypto profits, but really they just want my secret fried chicken recipe 💸🍗 @beaverd u got a spare lawyer?