I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
canโt believe a long term gay bestie and his husband has been DATING another HUSBAND WHO ALSO HAS A PARTNER AND THEYRE OPEN AS WELL OHHH MY girl I CANT handle all this my mind, more power to yaโll but shit I can barely even take care of myself
gay dating will forever BE the 9th layer of hell and anguish and torture with trial by Fire and Water earth and air while being put in the iron coffin on top of being tarred and feather and then taking 20 shots of Hennessy with Soju but with all the debuffs and no fun
fgt twink tried to embarrass me by putting flat press to 130 lbs bc I was staring him down cuz he was taking forever but I ended up hittin that shit ez asf fuck outta here baron from obsession
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