Izu

[Izu @Izugance]

All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare.

[Izu @Izugance]

Omo. Nna eh

[Izu @Izugance]

Recovering alcoholic after spraying cologne

[Izu @Izugance]

When the cultist hears that you passed in flying colors

[Izu @Izugance]

When you lost your lighter and gotta spark up with your chi

[Izu @Izugance]

Journalist: And how do you attack, sir?
Simeone: You defend.

[Izu @Izugance]

I swear I’m not nonchalant, I have ADH—
wait, that painting is beautiful.

[Izu @Izugance]

When all the nutrients he’s had all day are from the action bitters and jekonmo he took

[Aisosa @1AISOSA]

SHADOW is out now, and I couldn’t be happier to finally share this with you. It’s not a song about gratitude, but I made it with a ton of gratitude in my heart toward everyone who’s listened to my music this year. Thank you, and enjoy. ❤️

Listen now: https://t.co/0ThJ4vwX8x

[Izu @Izugance]

Mankind is dishonest, even to itself

[Izu @Izugance]

How barbers treat your neck

[Aisosa @1AISOSA]

My first solo single of the year “Hold On” is now available everywhere, and yours to enjoy ❤️

If you love House music, tap in! If you’re unfamiliar, still tap in! Retweet to put someone on to good music today 🥺🙂‍↕️

https://t.co/1PU5ffnIgj

[Izu @Izugance]

“Mo ya were ju maalu.” - Olamide, 2025.

Shakespeare would definitely have been this man’s butler.

[Izu @Izugance]

Person no fit even name inn pikin “Blessing” for this kind time.

[Izu @Izugance]

The God we seek and the Devil we shun are in the heart of man

[Izu @Izugance]

You put the “mad!” in “madmoiselle.”

[Andrii Frolov @kznsq]

@Marcago5 My oil painting

[Izu @Izugance]

The world is fucked, and you and I are lubricant

[Izu @Izugance]

X: Santa. What the hell are you doing at a brothel?

Santa: Ho. Ho. Ho.