Izzy Craft

Don’t sweat the petty shit & don’t pet the sweaty shit.

[Izzy Craft @IzzyCraft2]

The grass is always greener when you’re standing on dead grass

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God forbid you give girl a hobby

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“Never been anywhere I don’t want to leave”

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

they should invent an academic advisor who isn’t a fucking moron

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Everyone falls off their horse but they only cheer when you get back on

[maha @mahaaaay]

therapy is expensive. saying hell yeah brother is free

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Omg you’ve never had brie??? “No who is that is she hot?”

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“Is this the thermostat” umm no sir that’s the security system.

[#5 Barstool Texans 🤠 @TexanBarstool]

Love to see it. Keep partying hard Texans

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

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Samsung and Sam should not have sang.

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There’s something so exhilarating about smoking a cigarette at a fuel pump

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Turtles on tap

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I wonder what kind of foolery Tom did to get such a prolific name.

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If laws weren’t meant to be broken why are there lawyerrrsssssss

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Puttin the lulu in delulu

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Do better girl.

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POV I’m the dawg and you let me out.

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Hot sexy momi till I’m blue in the face.

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I was raised on Chelada’s and pork rinds do not fuck with me