Jolly

[Bruce Whey @BWhey69]

Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable

[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

Hila Klein says she's "in survival mode" so if you're a child or a hospital you might want to watch out

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:

[Jess ⚡️ @HuntyDraws]

Visiting important landmarks in Japan 🦀

[KC AN∑MΘ @lef0uduvillage]

Le Japon quand on enlève les pedophiles

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Cordae and Anderson .Paak released a collab album today, featuring a track called “Helpless,” on which Cordae raps about his breakup with Naomi Osaka and Anderson .Paak addresses his divorce and custody battle with his wife of 13 years.

Cordae talking about splitting up with Naomi Osaka:

"I'm finna have my second child, although we still ain't said our vows
Was never my intention to raise my daughter in separate homes
Gavе your mom my all, but the love she had for mе dead and gone
Although you ain't a man if you can't admit it when you was wrong
Can't see it coming down my eyes, so do it through this song"

Anderson .Paak talking about his divorce and custody battle with his wife of 13 years:

"When the trust and the love turn to custody cases
When your day one start actin' two-face
You run and you run, but can't get away
So I showed up drunk to my baby's birthday
Yeah, I know that I was late, but y'all ain't save me no cake?
All the shit that I done paid
All the sacrifice I made
Hell yeah, I been away, how you think this rent get paid?
Shit, I'm living in disarray, my company is misery
I'm on the edge of mental break, I hope that help is on the way"

[“Noted Felon” D-Rose's Burner @DRosesBurner1]

slayyyter can be racist, tate mcrae can make nothing statements about her stances, madonna can say the n word and tell a black man “dont i own u”, and courtney love can get a crowd to chant the n word with no repercussions but yall hear a j cole song and now beyonce the devil

[Rhys 🇦🇺‼️ @SulloReport]

What the actual fuck have I just read

[Cartoon Binges @zerogottem]

Young Samurai Jack trains in Africa

[☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South @ACleverNickname]

Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward

[☣︎ @grimlun]

bdsm (been depressed since middle school)

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Bandits opened fire on a vehicle full of human beings in Sokoto, killing every single person in the car and everywhere is quiet.

[Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦 @MightBeStatic]

Got called an introvert at work #ImHereToGetPaidNigga

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

[Jaden Williams @JadenJTW]

The Death of Software.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Getty Images has filed for bankruptcy amid mounting debt and growing competition from AI-generated imagery.

The company plans to restructure and become privately owned.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

slayyyter needs to know that in order to be forgiven she has to d!e for Africa

[WitheringAwayOfThaState ☭❤️🖤💚 @DG21or5]

Kwame Ture on voting

[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first