Jon

I thought about thinking about it but lost concentration

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@haveigotnews Grandma's fudge

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

Stay safe out there, tree just went up in Cross Inn #stormdarragh

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@rickygervais Might watch this as i can't go out due to the weather this weekend. Might make the weekend more bearable. Never seen it.

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@jpwarchaeology Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with an architectural item I have. Would I be right in thinking it depicts a vulva in a lion or demons mouth? Thanks Jon

[Jess @jessgill03]

Going to the pub in modern-day Britain:

- normal men don’t approach women out of fear of being accused of something.

- you order your drinks on the app, feeling too afraid or awkward to go to the bar.

- the smoking area, the last place where it’s normal to strike up conversation, has been removed.

- pints are so expensive you wonder why you don’t drink at home with your friends anyway.

If you ever wonder why young people are so anti-social, why there’s a loneliness epidemic, why there’s a rise in lonely men, and a lack of third spaces — the degradation of the pub has a big part to play.

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

If we could all just take a moment to appreciate the stunning cinematic beauty of this scene.

The bravado, the little shake of the hips, the half brick to the back of the head and, of course, the coup de grâce…..the agonizing strike to the knackers.

10/10😍
#Southport

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Police Appeal

Please watch

https://t.co/9lZRR23GXg

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

Stop the Welsh Govt imposing blanket 20mph speed limits across the whole of Wales by 2023 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qdLKNA6mgw via @UKChange

[Crypto.com @cryptocom]

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[Cambrian News @CambrianNews]

Aberaeron: Nesting seagulls scare off boat crew, leaving vessel stranded in harbour https://t.co/BmTWlk1eoQ

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@GMB We have some nesting on our boat, they attack us every time we go out and take the egg out fishing with us.

[simon maginn @simonmaginn]

Even BBC, who gleefully boosted the 'antisemitism crisis' fraud from day one, were finally forced to concede there is 'absolutely no evidence' Corbyn is or ever was an antisemite.
The whole thing was a gigantic and very sinister fraud.
Face the facts.
Accept reality.
#ItWasAScam

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@snb19692 Tory Scum

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Appeal for information following a road traffic accident where a cyclist has ridden into a moving vehicle

Officers would like to trace the cyclist who will be investigated for cycling without due care and attention

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@guardian I am happy with my prepayment meter, seem to be paying less than in my previous property which had a normal meter. They keep trying to put a new meter in though and I'm not happy about that. I can load this meter up and delay price hikes, I think they know.

[Jon @J0Nmorgan]

@theJeremyVine Because he isn't that good. He had a terrible game, our worst player today. Not up to it at the moment, needs to be dropped.