Joseph Perea

“Just. Keep. Swimming.” Not like Dory; like the Tuna trying to survive 🐟🎣

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

LoL "Sorry about your heart." HAHAH.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this fucking straight…
MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

[rose @wynrosei]

FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

[Joseph Perea @J0_31]

@valcheeze Absolutely you should 🥵

[tássila | tarot | agenda aberta 🪐 @queenofonme]

vcs são mto apegados a nostalgia pq eu odiaria ir pra um festival com o coachella e ouvir um playback com fundo de youtube

[Bernard Taylor @BTForCongress]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[jane @ijanedoll]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline.

But we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[Joseph Perea @J0_31]

@mrmichaeljstew @LoudOutside You would have to work a job for yourself anyways. If you want a family, put in the work not just 9-5. (Btw, 60% is an abysmal percentage to be bringing up this point.)

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills”

- the generation of boomers that decided to remove wood shop, auto shop, home ec, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isn't a real marriage it's just "two best friends who get each other off" and like bestie, idk what has gone wrong in your life but that's exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Bad Bunny on the English language:

“I understand everything you’re saying, I just choose to ignore it in Spanish.”

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Kids are always scheming 🤣

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

We were in the car after a long day, both of us exhausted. He was on the phone with a friend through the speakers, and they were talking about life, work, stress… all of it.

At one point his friend joked, “Man, marriage must be tiring.”

Without even thinking, he said, “Nah. Marriage isn’t tiring. Life is tiring. My wife is the part that makes it worth it.”

I froze in the passenger seat.
He kept driving like he didn’t just shift my entire world with one sentence.

Later that night I asked him if he really meant it.
He looked at me confused and said,
“Of course. You’re not my responsibility. You’re my reward.”

And I swear, in a world where people talk about marriage like it’s a burden…
He talks about it like he won the lottery.

And that’s all the reassurance I’ll ever need.

[🦢 @meishato]

would you still pick it up even if it meant you had to throw away the $100 in your pocket? there ya go, that’s why boys are stupid

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

no offence, but if i’m venting about my mental health & you bring up god i will literally set everyone on fire

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Babies get raped. Elderly women get raped. Women dressed modestly get raped. Women in hijabs get raped. Nuns get raped. Women in jeans, tracksuits, pyjamas, school uniforms, work uniforms get raped. There is no outfit that prevents rape and no outfit that invites it.

If you are more comfortable analysing a woman’s clothing than condemning a rapist, you are part of the problem.