Joe Low

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Maybe I’ll start tweeting again but maybe I won’t

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Such a comforting feeling to know that I'll be rich one day

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

7 days until Tuscaloosa becomes my canvas and my actions become a paint brush.... Cheers to an elegant yet cynical picture!

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Time is a flat circle when you're on Topaz Drive

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Getting out of work on a Friday feels better than a blowjob from a girl who just got fucked over by her boyfriend of 18 months

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Today while workin at partyzone a milf w/ grandiose tits gave me "the eye" n I became the first man to ever pitch two tents at the same time

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Heres a picture of big joe (far left) and the boys back in the glory days. Happy fathers day up there you damn legend.

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

I'm on my way to go put up tents for a party company but this early 2000's hip hop got me ready to pop a bottle of Belaire rosé on a strippers ass then catch the champagne that drips from her back dimple rings in my mouth and pray i dont get hep b

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Too old to go to a house party, too young to go milfhunting at Bar A, perfect age to beat my dick with a tenderizer while snapping my fingers to the beat of Satisfaction by the biz

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

MDW has lost its spunk and it truly is sad to see. Unfortunately given that I am almost 21 years old I can no longer be the ambassador of such a great holiday but it is a shame no one was able to step up. #NeverForget2014

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

I'm sorry to all the employers that were looking to snatch me up for the summer but I've committed to party zone rental services. #Blessed

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Where are the degenerates and hunnies from high school coming together tonight to get shit our pants inebriated?

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Day 95 stone cold sober... The end is so close I can almost taste the spring of natural light of which I will bathe upon when freedom is finally granted... Should be just in time for the big dirty.... MDW

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Fridays the day.... 3 and 1/2 months sober have all led up to the dreaded (2nd) hair test. May I pass this time and may the liquor flow....

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Tomorrow's the day.. 3 months sober have all led up to the dreaded hair test. May I pass with sunshine and rainbows and may the liquor flow.

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

THE RESULTS ARE IN......... IN THE CASE OF 3 MONTH SOBER JOE...... JOE....... YOU ARE NOT DONE WITH THE PROGRAM YOU FAILED FOR MARIJUANA EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVENT SMOKED IN 97 DAYS!!!

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

Sober day 60... 1-2 weeks until this caged animal is unleashed back into the wild, unforgiving streets of tuscaloosa, young, dumb, and intolerant to intoxicants. This frogman's been there, done that and he's going back for more. Cheers boys.

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

If your girl goes on spring break without you, she cheating on you for a key bump lmaooooo

[Joe Low @J0eL0w]

The fact that I am forced to be sober on spring break is absolutely heart breaking.. the things I'd do to be butt luging Nattys all weekend.