@DoomBlazer_ Don’t be disappointed, folks. The Daily Bugle doesn’t stop printing just because I’m off one front page. Keep asking questions. Never stop demanding accountability from the wall-crawling menace.
@NitroExists@CinemaaNow@DiscussingFilm PARKER? He isn’t Spider-Man! He’s a good kid, a decent photographer, and cheap, which is exactly what a newspaper likes. He doesn’t stink of trouble like that wall-crawling menace. Get your facts straight! #DailyBugle
@DoomBlazer_ Let’s be honest. No Way Home doesn’t happen without me. I spent years warning this city about Spider-Man. I made him the biggest story in New York. You’re welcome. #DailyBugle
@Austin_Medzz@nytimes Education, folks! EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT. Parker came to me with pictures of Spider-Man asking for a job. I told him to sell me the photos instead so he could stay in college. A degree lasts longer than a paycheck.
@SpiderManMovie “Look up,” they said. I did. Turns out the sky’s become Spider-Man’s personal billboard now. What’s next, replacing the moon with his logo? This city’s obsession has officially gone too far. #DailyBugle
@Itssan17 Spider-Man? Greatest superhero “and it’s not even close”? Are we measuring greatness by PROPERTY DAMAGE now? Last I checked, heroes don’t leave webs on city infrastructure and my inbox full of repair invoices. GET ME FACTS. AND GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN! 🕸️📰