james tennant

Semi-professional bad dresser.

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[james tennant @J10ant]

Americans will do anything to justify terrible infrastructure, public transport and cycling accessibility.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

A Georgia handyman swapped his car for a pink Barbie toy car to beat rising gas prices.

Mali Hightower pulled a broken Power Wheels Dream Camper out of the trash and installed a small gas engine from a power washer to give him an alternative to speed around town in instead of his usual mode of transportation.

His 1996 Mercedes-Benz convertible typically costs about $90 to fill.

The tiny pink vehicle tops out around 35 mph and is now turning heads everywhere he goes as Americans search for cheaper ways to get around.

[james tennant @J10ant]

Keep your hair on mate. He’s allowed an opinion.

[Andy Goode @AndyGoode10]

Some of us have played the game and some of us haven’t, imagine being a Bath fan seeing the lack of replays and for blatant yellow cards. My job is to say what I see, your job is to sit in your Mum’s basement and watch

[james tennant @J10ant]

Spielberg waving that light like Ramsey Bolton waves sausages

[james tennant @J10ant]

AI slop from the slop broadcaster.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Man United have won FOUR Premier League matches in a row...

Will Frank finally get his trim? 💇

[james tennant @J10ant]

Wow, there’s even a picture of Richard Branson, the guy whose passport scan is in the Epstein files. 👍 Solid look Super League.

[James Smailes @James_Smailes]

A little walk around at the Super League media launch here in Manchester

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney looks like Steve Coogan playing Harry Potter.

[james tennant @J10ant]

Did they just go and use as many towns, cities and counties from merry old Englandshire as they could when setting up Massachusetts?

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight

[james tennant @J10ant]

So by this logic if this was the late 1930’s they would only include the fella with the silly moustache once and then monitor his antisemitism the other years?

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

For those questioning why Nick Fuentes wasn't on this year's list - we have been monitoring Nick Fuentes’ antisemitism since 2019.

While he was a finalist a few years back, his absence from this year’s cycle does not erase his antisemitism. Rather, it allows us to focus attention on other individuals who are spreading hate (i.e. we do not recycle candidates from year to year).

https://t.co/o8ebm4gvO5

[james tennant @J10ant]

It’s Carragh-over for Slot.

https://t.co/P4m89AOYcz

[james tennant @J10ant]

@MarkDHawley @dailysimpsons

[james tennant @J10ant]

The Crayolas Collection

“You’ve got to check out the Purple Mountains Majesty!”

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

This guy has been running a colored pencil shop in Tehran for 30 years. The walls are covered with thousands of pencils, and he’s the only one who knows where each one is.

[james tennant @J10ant]

Can you not, I don’t think there’s enough room if everyone with ties to england, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all suddenly came back and you gave the states back to those who were there first.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Remigrate.

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

Wait until Jeremy Kyle finds out about The Jeremy Kyle Show

[james tennant @J10ant]

In Vino Veritas ain’t for everybody some times it’s in vino bollockus

[Leigh Leopards @LeighLeopardsRL]

𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧: 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬-𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜-𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟

https://t.co/Rl6XhyE8YV

[james tennant @J10ant]

Lately my feeds been a bit weird.

[james tennant @J10ant]

I understand why he’s got them dead shark eyes. Mr Beast is an algorithmically generated program.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mr Beast appears in a new promo for ‘TRON: ARES’

[james tennant @J10ant]

And my sleep paralysis demon promised me they weren’t going to the will smith show. They promised.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Will Smith is being accused of posting a video that features AI-generated shots of fans cheering in the crowd during his tour

[james tennant @J10ant]

Return of the Mac!

[it’s Garrett @amazing_garrett]

@realJaredGilman Norm MacDonald Lives!

[james tennant @J10ant]

“But who’s doing the killing? Kris Kamara?”

[UEFA @UEFA]

From the UEFA Super Cup in Udine, the message is loud and clear.

A banner. A call.