John Lemon

proud owner of the worlds fattest hog

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

une regle 📏

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

Stay single if you love hard,
because people don’t value that
kind of love anymore.

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

im not a virgin my cat sniffed my willy

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

@cameron_james_s *spits*

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@sush1r011_5 The people’s king 🙏🏼

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@notalli22 Love you so proud

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

I would rather go out watching England play good football than get to the semi finals and rice doesn’t complete a forward pass

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

it’s hard being a dilf

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

@peter_bould Shut up

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@jakermeister_ you’re not autistic don’t beat yourself up. obviously his carer lmao 🤣

[John Lemon @J1K1N]

@jakermeister_ what’s with the hairstyle! 😂 barbers are open now lad

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@peter_bould this is so true! ditto. haha 😂

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@peter_bould ratio’d

[Father of Rocks @Adam_Smith16]

Oh yeah I forget I’m private

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@jakermeister_ 😂👌🏻

[Peter Bould @peter_bould]

@jakermeister_ @DanReesLloyd @Adam_Smith16 Stop calling me a pedo NOT INTERESTED