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[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

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[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

I DONT KNOW

[— ;; 𝑪𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑨 @coffeenctes]

YOU PANICKED??

WHY ??

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

I PANICKED.

[— ;; 𝑪𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑨 @coffeenctes]

WHY WOULD YOU BROADCAST MY LOCATION?

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

OOOH I UNDERSTAND, HOLD ON.

THIS JUST IN: NOT-LOCAL
IMPRISONED CONVICT PRISONER CRIMINAL DELINQUENT DOES NOT TUNE INTO JIM NEWS FROM
HIS JAIL CELL FOR UNKNOWN REASONS.

[ᅠᅠ𝖕ᴀᴛʀᴏɴ 𝓼ᴀɪɴᴛ of ¹𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑠ᅠ. @laikabutcher]

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"IMPRISONED CONVICT PRISONER" ...
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[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

Dark, giving him a little nod. “You’re keeping him safe, right? Thank you!” @FRACTUREDM1ND

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

“JIM!”

mirroring the other - running with his arms wide open, catching his brother and stumbling backward from
the impact, but not falling.

“It’s me-“ sniffle, “and it’s you! You’re alright… Kind of!! This is fixable! I think! I hope!”

turning to look over at

(+)

[MARK ! @THEIRACTOR]

“JIM!!!”

Borderline / sprinting / at him to embrace him in a hug .

“ Is it really you? Not a devious spectre or a hallucination ? No figment of imagination ?! “

He pulled away to inspect his face , then — hugged him even closer .

“ Oh , Jim …”
Getting all blubbery,

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[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

Jim was in the middle of cooking dinner just one room over, apron and all - when he sensed a Ghostly Presence in the living room.

Gulp. peeking into the living room, spatula still in hand, and—

“GASSSP!” he said, aloud, eyes shooting open.

@THEIRACTOR

[𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆.ᐣ @FRACTUREDM1ND]

A sigh, the entity closed its eyes. The void began to change, brighter - then it gradually receded ...

And they were stood in Jim's living room.

The entity stood off to the side, now a few paces behind the other.

@J1MNEWS

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?

[ᅠᅠ𝖕ᴀᴛʀᴏɴ 𝓼ᴀɪɴᴛ of ¹𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑠ᅠ. @laikabutcher]

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what— hey— HEY. DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ALL THREE OF THOSE OUT LOUD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
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[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

“But I- I can’t leave Little Jim. He’s already so worried about his dad…” :(

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐌.𝐋. 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞  @ThePinkMenace_]

"Body switching. We get them in the manor– get them DRUNK!" He snaps his fingers

"We kinda egg Actor on to play a game that'll get their bodies back to normal!"

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

nodding AGGRESSIVELY in agreement. “But hOW?”

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐌.𝐋. 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞  @ThePinkMenace_]

"We need to figure out how to get your brother's body back" @J1MNEWS

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

THIS JUST IN: LOCAL IMPRISONED CONVICT PRISONER CRIMINAL DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO JIM NEWS, THE BEST PLACE TO GET YOUR DAILY, MULTI-DIMENSIONAL NEWS AND RELATED WEATHER REPORTS.

[ᅠᅠ𝖕ᴀᴛʀᴏɴ 𝓼ᴀɪɴᴛ of ¹𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑠ᅠ. @laikabutcher]

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what the hell is a jim.
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[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

I didn’t KNOW THAT?!!!!???!?!?

[˙⋆✮ 𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 @mirrorsshatter]

IT’S MARKIPLIER MANOR , OF COURSE SOME
THING WILL HAPPEN .ᐟ I LITERALLY DIED THERE .ᐟ

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

HE ASKED ME TO WATCH LITTLE JIM! AND I DIDN’T KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!

[˙⋆✮ 𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 @mirrorsshatter]

HE WENT ALONE .ᐣ.ᐟ you let him go to the manor ,
which is already a red flag by itself considering
the nature of the property , but you didn’t think
to accompany him at all just in case .ᐣ.ᐟ

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

I DON’T KNOW!! I HAVEN’T SEEM JIM SINCE HE WENT TO MARK I PLIER’S MANOR… WILFORD (you know, the murdery one) TOLD ME SO.

[˙⋆✮ 𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 @mirrorsshatter]

i’m sorry . . you’re saying that mark , the mark that
orchestrated this entire thing , 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚 a reporter’s
body .ᐣ.ᐣ what , did he get bored of damien’s and
needed a restart .ᐣ.ᐟ

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

NO… ER… APPARENTLY F-

BREAKING NEWS: FAMOUS ACTOR MARK I PLIER ALLEGEDLY STOLE THE BODY OF JIM, A BELOVED REPORTER OF JIM NEWS INCORPORATED.

[˙⋆✮ 𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 @mirrorsshatter]

did he like . . die .ᐣ

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

@ThePinkMenace_ he’s still yelling… which makes sense. “WHAAAT?!?!???”

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

:(

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

I miss JIM.

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

@ThePinkMenace_ “WHAT?!”

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

@ThePinkMenace_ “…YOU DID? WHERE IS HE?”

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

@ThePinkMenace_ “WIL!!!” <— in absolute despair.

[JIM 🎥 @J1MNEWS]

@ThePinkMenace_ “WIL…” :(