jake

Mama said these shoes would take me anywhere.

[jake @J2J32110]

All eyes on you @rjOKCson_15. #thunder

[jake @J2J32110]

Claritin, Zyrtec, Allegra-D, all these pills make me sneezy free. - sneezy beats.
(killin the allergy rap game)

[jake @J2J32110]

162 days till NOLA bound! #cruise 13 @drewski_5 @TripleEntertain @Barnatski

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I love Chesapeake Arena, best fans in sports

[jake @J2J32110]

Jenns graduation! http://t.co/yZds2pK1

[jake @J2J32110]

Is Ashton Kutcher of Mayan decent? I feel like we all just got punk'd...

[jake @J2J32110]

Christmas party at work. I got a keurig! http://t.co/NMVjpqGm

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Awkward workplace interactions with people who saw you wasted out of the office for the first time. #PGP

[jake @J2J32110]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

[T. Boone Pickens @boonepickens]

Here you go #OKState fans. Merry Christmas. http://t.co/2zW2wTDr

[jake @J2J32110]

Nola hornets are changing their name to the pelicans to better represent their state?Why not hand grenades?Hurricanes?Or DAMN police horses?

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

When you walk into the office today “TGIF BABAY” *jacket launch* *jog to coworker* *fake low five/nut tapper* *single pistol* *jog to desk*

[jake @J2J32110]

Got that subway smell on me.

[jake @J2J32110]

Guy at work keeps calling me a tall glass of water... Kinda concerned.

[jake @J2J32110]

@drewski_5 here @johncrane we engineer, manufacture, and sell seals..

[jake @J2J32110]

Shit them boys are havin the time of their lives.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

When someone’s phone rings at work *jog to coworker* “PUT ON VIBRATE BABAY” *cell phone launch* put crotch in face *pelvic thrust* walk away

[jake @J2J32110]

Never put off work and say you'll take care of it on Monday, because Monday comes and your Like ahh shiiit..

[jake @J2J32110]

Just ordered Kyle 5 shots of skinny girl.. Get it how you live it homes!!