Jay Burns

Comic, Writer, Sack of Meat

Join me on my adventures between insanity and total insanity.

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rt for 1000 years of luck

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@derpasawr Like a had full of thumbs.

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@alexxistexxxas I could make a plumbing joke. Or would that make more questions?

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@derpasawr Why does that always work? Damn it.

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@DateAvivaRuseLA Unless one of those DL Egyptian dudes that lurk in the dms ponies up, at least a few years. Hahaha

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@DateAvivaRuseLA So am I. I’ve been following along with some of the museums social media. Only reason I want to go to Egypt now.

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@lilabbyvibes You ain’t alone dude.

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@alexxistexxxas It’s becuase we have built entire industries on all things anti fat. Social media is flooded with the idea that you can’t be fat and healthy. It’s so disheartening these days.

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@RachelWriggler Nostalgia isn’t the worst reason. But I’m in RI between the two and we have some of the best food on the East coast.

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@Puckmeat Noted. 😉

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@alexxistexxxas CNN hasn’t called a bunch of Northeast states yet.

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@alexxxisxj96926 Done.

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@emmyspeens Jerks!

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@emmyspeens That needs to be on a T-shirt. Lmao

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@alexxistexxxas It’s a Penn and Teller reference. They’re magicians that infuse comedy into their act. Also as part of their act only Penn talks. Teller never speaks on stage.
Check them out they’re two of the best in the business.

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@Puckmeat Which is now a name I will use in some pulp dime store crime novel.

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@Puckmeat NY and East are all freaking out.

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@Katzia12 All. Can all be an option.

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@Puckmeat That’s about the sweetest thing ever.