Simon J. Says

Danger Duck
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[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The man arrested on suspicion of throwing a 3-year-old boy into a crocodile enclosure at a Cambridgeshire zoo has been released on bail after being deemed "unfit" for interview

[mert @mert]

elon could solve world hunger literally this second

all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes

[Anna @knalltueten_ag1]

Ja, sorry. Wir mussten uns mit einem Wal befassen.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TRobinsonNewEra Unconscionable.

I am happy to fund a wrongful death lawsuit against these disgusting excuses for law enforcement. They damn well better have been fired.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Comedian Nikita Miller was nearly killed by a migrant who attacked him inside Bremen Central Station.

The migrant was released on the same night as the stabbing. According to Miller, the court stated that the migrant “no longer poses any danger.”

The charge was also reduced to bodily harm instead of attempted murder, which Miller said was because the court argued that the migrant stopped the assault before killing him.

However, Miller told the court that he only survived the random attack because he fought back, and that the migrant only stopped because the blade broke off.

During the attack, Miller suffered five serious stab wounds, including a 15cm wound to his head.

He later told the German news outlet Express that the suspect was granted German citizenship despite the attack.

The comedian has since moved to Norway, saying that if anything were to happen to his wife or family, he would not want to deal with the German criminal justice system again.

“I won’t survive it a second time,” he said.

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@ABCat07340480 @Coinvo The migrant workers? Is this a joke?

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

🇪🇸 A man reportedly shouted "Allahu akbar" as he attacked two people with a knife in Barcelona, Spain.

A 16-year-old girl of Asian origin was stabbed 30 times by a man shouting "Allahu Akbar" in broad daylight in a wealthy suburb of Barcelona.

A 50-year-old man was injured while attempting to intervene and save the victim during the attack.

Witnesses described a man acting nervously and brandishing a large knife before he repeatedly stabbed the victim in the throat, chest, and stomach.

The suspect, who was later pictured prowling the streets with the weapon, was arrested by Catalan police around midday in the nearby Les Corts neighborhood.

Authorities are currently investigating the incident as a random attack with no known link between the suspect and the victim.

[Karin Kahl @KahlKarin]

WAS ist nur mit unserer Justiz los?
WARUM immer diese Kuscheljustiz?😡

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - EU reportedly plans to pass the controversial "Chat Control" legislation "without discussion" behind closed doors.

https://t.co/clWz8xaSZj

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@TechieBySA It's fine, really. Having a third of the image as grey box is awesome. Did you ask for it specifically?

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@Bundeskanz50246 @HeimatliebeDE https://t.co/5pYanHcHpr

[Lucky Chris @Christ91711804]

@TS480104607437 @HeimatliebeDE Eine GEHÖRLOSE 12 Jährige die zuerst GETASERT wurde und dann NIEDERGESCHOSSEN! DAS IST DER FEINE UNTERSCHIED. Hier der Polizeibericht
https://t.co/KLf61ghzhT

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

What the HELL have I just watched?!

Two police officers visit a family home to seize a child's phone for *viewing a social media post*.

If she doesn't comply, they threaten to 'escalate'.

This is terrifying.
The police are out of control.
https://t.co/Tn83kV8zIn

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

They are pretending like this didn’t happen…

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Iryna Zarutska’s friend just posted this touching tribute to her.

America won’t forget you Iryna ❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It should not be vastly easier to become licensed as a judge than licensed as a barber

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@NVIDIAGeForceDE @ORIGINPC GeForce PC Week

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@NVIDIAGeForceDE Cyberpunk 2077. Again.
GeForce RTX PC-Woche

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@NVIDIAGeForce Maxed out Minecraft 👉👈.

GeForce PC Week

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@NVIDIAGeForceDE GeForce PC Week

[Simon J. Says @J2Simon]

@disclosetv Big W