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[Mike @mr06ford]

@BRICSinfo

[Anglo-Saxon @AngloSaxon85]

We’d end up having a hosepipe ban a few days after

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@paleochristcon @paleochristcon I also like walking barefoot on carpeted floors after long flights. Uncanny

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What a guy

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

🚨🎥| Matheus Cunha doing a promotion for a local car repair company in Brazil after they refused to take payment for fixing his car.

What a guy. ❤️🇧🇷

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@piersmorgan How many White girl rapes are an acceptable number of rapes for you Piers before you stop trading them for a good curry?

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

If he sets up a GofundMe to raise the £2.35M I’ll gladly chip in and rally others to do so as well.

No one should go to prison for making the game affordable and accessible to everyone.

The only reason he’s going to jail is because he took profits off greedy broadcasters.

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🤌🏽

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔐 OFFICIAL: Kobbie Mainoo has signed a new deal at Manchester United until June 2031.

Exclusive story, confirmed ✅

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on Bruno Fernandes and the PFA award:

“Bruno? He doesn’t need a trophy to prove he is the best—he is the team. Week after week he carries Manchester United—goals, assists, leadership, responsibility.

If he breaks the assist record, there is no debate—he must win it. Football is about impact, not medals.

I’ve played against the best—Kevin De Bruyne, top quality. At Liverpool FC you have Steven Gerrard, Thiago Alcântara—unbelievable players. At Real Madrid, Luka Modrić, Toni Kroos—masters of the game.

But Bruno? He gives you everything—he runs, he fights, he creates, he scores. Others control games; Bruno decides them.

For me, this season—he deserves all the credit.”

{@Sports }

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🎙️ Matheus Cunha on Rashford and the No. 10 role:

“There was a time I saw Marcus with the right mentality. Playing for the badge, doing everything for the club.

I looked up to him then. He was electrifying. People were comparing him to Mbappe.

For me, it’s simple. Even when we lost to Leeds, I didn’t stop. I ran, I chased everything, pushed myself to the limit. That’s the standard here.

That’s what this club demands. The players before us set it. There’s no excuse not to match it.

We’re privileged. We get paid well to take this club forward. You have to give everything back to the fans.

If Rashford comes back, the club will welcome him. But he has to perform better than what we’ve seen.

If he does that, I’ll give him the number 10 shirt.”

[Lynton Green 🔴⚪⚫ @redlynton]

Hi @FA_PGMOL I'm looking to place a bet on a Manchester United player to get a red card against Chelsea on Saturday. Can you tell me which player it has been agreed will receive the card this weekend?

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Smart

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

A Restore Britain Government would raise the speed limit to 80mph on British motorways.

Support Restore Britain to get the country moving.

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This.

[Kirill Dmitriev @kadmitriev]

Crazy Starmer’s warmongers. How about a plan to transition to de-escalation, remigration, peace and prosperity?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

A very fair piece in the Daily Mail today discussing Restore...

This extract sums our party up quite well, really.

"Now, judging by Restore's membership figures, some believe they may have a new option in a party pledging the mass deportation of every illegal migrant, stripping benefits from healthy Britons who refuse to work as well as from non-British nationals, abolishing inheritance tax and even proposing a referendum on the death penalty."

I'd like to make one correction in this paragraph though...

"This week, Lowe reported that Restore, after less than two months, was already Britain's fourth-largest party, with 123,000 members - surpassing the Tories on 113,000, and more than double Lib Dems membership."

The Restore Britain membership is now well over 125,000.

Have a great Saturday!

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Fair play

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

like us making the boxes bigger but keeping the pizzas the same size

[Doddles 🇬🇧 @BaldnBreastless]

@HustleBitch_ Who best to reveal the mask conspiracy as truth other than The Mask? Funny

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨 “When will Keir Starmer and his communist government be TRIED FOR TREASON?” 🇬🇧

British man in the audience of the GBNews says EXACTLY what the rest of the country is thinking❗️

Keir Starmer is a TRAITOR ⚠️

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I think @Khaledhzakariah has a bit of a hard on for @RupertLowe10 😂

Rupert, continue good sir 🫡

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂