jwl337

Sometimes you just need a little less gun.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I have safely arrived at Camp to begin basic training. Betwixt counting birds during the day and stars at night, the journey felt short. My sidearm is polished. My uniform is crisp. My neckbeard: full. The new campaign has officially begun. Exhilarated.
— Andrew

[r/HistoryMemes, no longer active @r_HistoryMemes]

Sad... https://t.co/YsbipMgF4r

[NFL @NFL]

.@Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri to return for 24th season: https://t.co/NWLAIrxmg7 (via @RapSheet)

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

@Ebron85 If my oven breaks I'm just using the fire from that video instead 🔥

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

@SpotifyCares The album art only shows on the first track in my playlist, using with Android Auto in my 2017 Accord. This issue affects the secondary (top) display only. See below:

https://t.co/QdNjzLMkCo

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The week of carousing has concluded. We must get back to fighting form as a group of Jungle Cat men seek battle and are on their way. Our men are in good spirits. Victory agrees with them, so we shall seek another. Please inform the hogs I am well.
— Andrew

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
Vexation washes over me. While it was another tough battle, the unit was defeated by the Aircraft men. Our maneuvers were not crisp. I fired multiple ricochets from my sidearm. Yet, brewing over frustrations will accomplish little. We must press onward.
— Andrew

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
We were bested by Capt. Brady, the behemoth known simply as Gronk and the rest of the Patriot men. My sidearm was true, my sight tremendous. Largely, we gave as good as we got in the exchange of fire. But, alas, the battle plan fell through. Now, onward.
— Andrew

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

The #Intel museum, done. Stanford University next.

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

Gutted at such a sad end to an era. We're all three of us idiots in our different ways but it's been an incredible ride together.

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

Successful IKEA trip. Then a successful man evening with @B3ITZ #doesanybodyusethisshitanymore

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Drone that pops out of your vehicle and follows a driver until they've see what's on the display.

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

I can't believe I bought a house

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

Dear Google, the colorful rectangles that are now all over Android bore and annoy me. I think you had it right with KitKat.

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

8-16 inches of snow expected here in Utah tomorrow 😲 #helpme

[jwl337 @J3_FF]

I feel like the guy in Collateral, riding around in a taxi in LA in the middle of the night