Jennifer Piña 🍍

I like horror movies, animals, & politics. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🐥 Mathew 7:12 ✞🌈

[Jennifer Piña 🍍 @J3ntheHen]

"It's fucked. It's all fucked. I can fix it but you gonna' be lookin at a thousand treats."

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The CHIPS Act funds the production of chips using leading-edge **transistors**

And now you can probably figure out why he thinks these companies needed transgender people to qualify.

We are truly living in the dumbest of times.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[npaci @_npaci_]

what do you mean you dont like ramen nuggets?

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

Gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Mitch McConnell

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Yep. These are tire tracks in the reflecting pool. Sediment has built up on the indents.

You can see where the front tires turned in unison.

10 years prison for Trump!

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

I cannot stop thinking about this video

[Bishop 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦 @KBP9a91]

In case you guys don’t understand what happened here:

The Republicans bank rolled him through the primary. They successfully fooled and collaborated with the online left into acting like Platner had support.

The second he won, they pulled the carpet out. The Republicans won.

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

Girlfriends everywhere just gasped

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Tree Kangaroo: A species of kangaroo that has adapted to life in the trees of the tropical rainforests of New Guinea and Australia

[Jennifer Piña 🍍 @J3ntheHen]

"Raising questions" in regards to this has the same vibe as Elon saying "concerning" to everything.

[POLITICO @politico]

Trump denied disaster aid to four Democratic-led states. Yet two days earlier, he approved FEMA disaster aid for six Republican-led states.

The move is raising questions on whether he’s injecting political motivations into emergency management decisions.
https://t.co/YZ9Y7aPHOD

[Jennifer Piña 🍍 @J3ntheHen]

@manumattinhos @ContraPoints I know. It was nice to enjoy something not very explicitly political from Natalie. I'm worn out by current events.

[ساسان @eghtesadnia]

Shahid Shinzo Abe

Martyred Leader of the Islamic Republic of Japan

[Jennifer Piña 🍍 @J3ntheHen]

@ContraPoints I think you'd be really great at movie reviews when not doing politics or philosophy stuffs :) The Saw video was a fun watch.

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Kindness is hot 💓🥰💫

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

The giant daddy tortoise gently touches noses with his tiny, adorable baby. He must be thinking, "Was I really this small once?" 🐢💓