Jeanine Peters

Improviser. Comedian. Kinda funny human.

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

@JFK651 @onepeloton We had the same thing happen last night. 5hrs on holds and phone calls only to get disconnected and the runaround.

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

@JaNutinBurbank My thoughts exactly!

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

#AQuietPlace2 pushed back its release date to early fall due to the #pandemic. They are also thinking of renaming the film to “Shut Up Daddy is on a #Zoom Call” #homeschool @EmilyBluntFilms @AQuietPlaceMov

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

Former Manager of the Dept of Aerospace program announced that UFO’s are in fact real, adding to the list of #SyFY movies that came true in 2020. #ufo2020 #pandemic #LateLateShow #winningin2020

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

My husband got upset because I was farting too much, I told him it’s been a test to make sure he hasn’t lost his sense of smell. He still didn’t appreciate it. #symptoms of #coronavirus #truelove #igotyoubabe #farts #gassy

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

54% of Americans still think the government isn’t well prepared to handle the #coronavirus the other 46% believe that they are and that #CaroleBaskin did NOT kill her husband.

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

These morning shows are trying give me tips for celebrating #CincoDeMayo at home. Please, I’ve been practicing for this since #Quarantine day 1. #TacoTuesday #quarantini

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

@LBPhelps You always were fashion forward

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

People rocking the mask below the nose look, pull it up, this isn’t the early 90’s. #saggy #saggymask #saggypants #early90 #COVID19

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

This just in. #Trump is offering up some of the light bulbs from his tanning bed to support his UV light #cornavirus cure. #UVLight

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

Heartburn medicine is now being tested as treatment for #COVDI19 it’s also a treatment for all the alcohol you’ve been consuming. #QuarantineLife #coronavirus #daydrinking

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

@IrisPectTheD Could it be they’ve blended together for a fupa and that’s causing the discomfort?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

Friendly Friday reminder. Don’t give up. Confidence is key. We’ve got this. #FridayMotivation #skills #FBF

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

Anyone else think it’s a little too coincidental that #TigerKing AND #Coronavirus lockdowns both hit the US the same week. #joesmasterplan

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

Congratulations #Americanairlines you are officially the worst airline, 3 outta 4 flights screwed with zero explanation. #AmericanAirlines #failing

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

3 Reasons why Europe is better: No texting at the table, snow plows 4 side walks & they didn't elect Trump. #Eurolife #trump #room2improve

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

No one can stop you from being a loving, kind, generous person. No matter who wins we will be okay and find our way back to humanity.

[Jeanine Peters @J9Peters]

The past two days it strangely smells like kielbasa outside, which I'm strangely ok with. #kielbasa #southcarolinafall #meatscents