jordan

cellular garbage

[Ben Pfeifer @bjpf_]

power ranking the top 10 aaron rodgers nicknames

1. klan marino
2. rush lambeau
3 throw rogan
4. prager unitas
5. Brietbart Starr
6. QB giuliani
7. OANy romo
8. tuckrule carlson
9. Qaaron rodgers
10. kurt d wormer

[jordan @JAC23_]

If you have an Android you should be bullied

[The Verge @verge]

Google says Apple ‘should not benefit from bullying’ created by iMessage lock-in https://t.co/bk4U3jTY3h

[jordan @JAC23_]

*puts Vaccine Hunters tweet notifications back on*

[jordan @JAC23_]

We don’t trust football players not to lie about concussions lol why would we ever trust them to not to lie about symptoms?

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

As we said on @PFT_Live, the NFL and NFLPA need to let asymptomatic COVID positive players participate in games. There is no evidence of transmission on the field.

[jordan @JAC23_]

@GOtransitLW why was the 7:55 from West Harbour to Union canceled this morning? Would have been nice to have been notified prior to showing up at the station.

[jordan @JAC23_]

Bruce Garrioch has this tweet tattooed on his chest

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

the media's job is to communicate management's vision to the public. not to report when the team loses or plays poorly

https://t.co/7miKKTZp6O

[jordan @JAC23_]

This team has a talent problem not an effort problem

[TSN 1200 Ottawa @TSN1200]

Smith - we have to play them hard today. We are not displeased with the effort. We just keep making mistakes.

[jordan @JAC23_]

Send that bald fuck back to watching games in Navan Arena

[Graeme Nichols @GraemeNichols]

In any other market, this stretch of hockey would put people on the hot seat. In Ottawa, there's isn't because of this accepted reality that competent people simply don't want to work for this owner.

[jordan @JAC23_]

I wonder if Eugene if paying for these or it’s coming out of their own pockets.

[Wayne Scanlan @HockeyScanner]

DJ Smith is staying in a hotel during this outbreak to protect his family and so is goalie coach Zac Bierk who has young twins at home. #sens #covid

[jordan @JAC23_]

anyone whoever bought a copy of Hillbilly Elegy should be embarrassed for putting money in that grifter’s pocket

[jordan @JAC23_]

Ultimately I don’t care if Babcock ever gets another NHL coaching job but very very interesting timing for this article to drop with the Chicago job open 🤔 🤔 🤔

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Once hockey's most sought-after coach, has Mike Babcock learned anything after his fall from grace?

BIG READ 📚 | ✍️: @ByDavidSingh

https://t.co/y1ejHMQAIS

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Finally, Aaron Rodgers provides a sensible reason for being unvaccinated: he's just stupid as shit

[jordan @JAC23_]

.@Jeopardy you let this man host your show smdh

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

More from Rodgers:

"This idea that it's the pandemic of the unvaccinated, it's a just a total lie"

"If the vaccine is so great, then how come people are still getting covid and spreading covid?"

[jordan @JAC23_]

Gary Bettman is lucky most Americans don’t give a shit about the NHL because if this was the NBA or NFL, they’d probably make everyone come for a congressional hearing.

[jordan @JAC23_]

Financial penalties don’t hurt teams worth hundred of millions of dollars - losing draft picks do!

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

I brought up the Coyotes losing a first- and second-round draft pick for scouting combine violations and the Devils getting hit with a $3M fine and two lost picks for cap-circumvention. But Gary Bettman reiterated he thought the $2M fine was significant and adequate.

[jordan @JAC23_]

Like isn’t the point of this to punish the organization? Chicago should honestly lose 3 straight years of first rounders, at least.

[jordan @JAC23_]

🌶 🌶 🌶

[Jacob Shamsian ⚖️ @JayShams]

There is some incredible "Succession" drama happening at Park East Synagogue in the UES right now. Here are the stories you should read:

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

“Committed to winning championships.”

We know. Same as it ever was.

[jordan @JAC23_]

They send Zaitsev to Siberia, invent a time machine to not trade Dylan DeMelo for 12 cents on the dollar, and pray that Jake Sanderson is actually capable of top 4 minutes.

[Ian Mendes @ian_mendes]

Ok for the record, I asked the question to @TheSuperAJ: “Do they need to consider splitting them up?”

Chabot and Zub are fanatic together. But is it all their eggs in one basket?

That’s the question here: How do they get more balanced pairings with current set of defencemen?