Jack Da 5’11”

[Jack Da 5’11” @JACK_tut]

My homie over there thinks ur cute

[Antwaan Fandu-el @10FeetMikeG]

I’m sick of the internet. 😭

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

this is what the 21st century is all about

[James @CaucasianJames]

can u program a roomba to tuck u in

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

listening to the beatles with only one headphone

[billiam @BillRatchet]

at the end of avengers thanos joins brockhampton

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Loving this new Snapchat feature, definitely allows me to approach girls in a more formal and mature way 😀

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Idk why guys always stress about the thought of their daughter one day becoming a stripper or a pornstar. Imagine how much worse it‘d be to find out she chose the path of becoming a pyramid scheme brand ambassador on Instagram

[James @CaucasianJames]

if we date we will go on dates <3

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

ppl that drip their kids out just to take pics of them for the internet are weird as shit put that boy in some osh kosh n call it a day

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

my biggest fetish is Dr Phil sending me to the ranch

[Cody Powell @CallMeTheQB]

“Tornado warning, everyone please find shelter”

your dad:

[James @CaucasianJames]

current list of schools i’m in:
1. helicopter school
2. med school
3. bus school
4. law school
5. astronaut school

hey nursing students, think about this next time u try telling me about stress