Jordan Clements

Catholic: Ecc 10:2 ★ Conservative, Texan, American ★ Digital Mkt Assoc. at Political Media ★ Top .1% of all @RollingStones listeners ★ All opinions are my own

[Jordan Clements @JAClementsTX]

Twitter could use some TEGRIDY. Don’t you agree @SouthPark?   #HappyHalloween

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

“Increíble el mundial, está siendo el mejor de lejos”

La subtrama de Inglaterra:

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

Sean O'Malley sacrificing a Canadian on the White House lawn in front of President Trump like

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This has been a disaster for the left

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

The suspects in question

[Leslye ♥️ Texas @LMozisek]

As someone who’s been singing the National Anthem at rodeo events for over 20 years, I’ll just say….
There’s a way it was intended to be sung, without your own spin. This was 💯the way! Bravo!

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

VICTORY SATURDAY. 🦅

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

JUST A REMINDER.

Paraguay beat Brazil and Argentina and had the best defensive record in South American World Cup qualifying.

They just lost 4-1 to the USMNT in their opening match at the 2026 World Cup final.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Pope Respecter @poperespecter1]

Pope Leo's views on immigration should be completely non-controversial. He says he is against open borders. Countries have a right to decide who enters. Mass immigration is a problem to be solved. People should stay in their own countries. But that if people do come, they should be treated like human beings with dignity. He also says if they come, they should learn the language and respect the laws.

But because people's brains are broken by American politics they cannot understand this nuance.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

All in for U.S.

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

🚨 Pope Leo XIV has sent a WARNING to migrants, telling them how to behave when they arrive into new countries:

'Learn its language, to respect its laws, to get to know its customs, to participate in communal life and to offer your gifts with gratitude'

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PLAYS SOCCER TODAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

The Stripes take center stage. 🇺🇸

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The time has come to DEFEND home field at the World Cup! 🇺🇸⚽️

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 32 YEARS, IT IS MATCHDAY ON HOME SOIL FOR THE U.S. MEN'S NATIONAL TEAM! 🇺🇸

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

GOOD MORNING

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO REMEMBER THAT PARAGUAY HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

IT’S NOT FOOTBALL IT’S SOCCER

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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

The right refuses to take a win even when it’s handed to them lol

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

With the arrival of the Euros, all mockery of Mormons and their golden tablets will be kept to an appropriate minimum. All conflict between Yankees and Dixie will cease, and all will focus on hammering any euro trash that denigrates this great land

May God bless you and America