The NEW JADDL Commish

Four Divisions, Four Horsemen

[The NEW JADDL Commish @JADDL_Commish]

Congratulations to the Presumptive 2019 JADDL Champion, The @jclandoll Haulollers!

It was truly a great Season for the Entire War Division. @ajones1668 has now lost like 3 Jared Bowls or something, that sucks. He's the Bills of the JADDL! Or the Vikings, pick your comparison!

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BNB v Hauloll going down to the wire in MNF, and the Trumpster Fires keeping it real as fuck against Boom in the fake playoffs for losers. Great postseason so far everyone @JADDL_BadNews @jclandoll @nscline @TheMightyBoom1

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@JADDL_BadNews @FightinShanks @jclandoll @The_Lanniesters @danromans @LFootballJesus And let us not forget those we lost along the way...

@realDonaldTrump
@stoichianome
and of course
@TheMightyBoom1

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@jclandoll @FightinShanks @The_Lanniesters @danromans @LFootballJesus If the War Division does get all three teams in, that’s fucking awesome @ajones1668 @1Angry_Monkey @jclandoll

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@jclandoll Congrats to the inaugural Famine Division Championship contenders @FightinShanks @The_Lanniesters

And I would be remiss to forget the contenders in the first ever Pestilence Division Championship @danromans @LFootballJesus

Idk shit about the War Division.

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@jclandoll And I think congrats may be in order for @JADDL_BadNews , the presumptive Death Champ? Benson is truly the king of division championships.

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@LFootballJesus BTW that is the LFJ lineup, it's a little confusing which team's roster is in the picture

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The Pestilence Division is Where to Be

It's so fun guys.

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@The_Lanniesters @LFootballJesus @nomac34 @ajones1668 @JADDL_BadNews Yeah that vote was right around when I became commish

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Few weeks ago @ajones1668 traded Tyler Effort for Mitchy Tribusky. This morning Adam dropped Mitch for Joe Flacco. Old Joe's starting RIGHT NOW. #JADDL
Also $50 fines have been issue to all teams except @LFootballJesus and @JADDL_BadNews. These were the only teams to do the poll.

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@jclandoll @nomac34 @ajones1668 @LFootballJesus @JADDL_BadNews $50

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@ajones1668 @LFootballJesus @JADDL_BadNews Well shit. On my screen it says two people voted.

Adam gets his points back. Honor system, tell me if you voted and I will give you money back.

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@TheMightyBoom1 You can't do it. You gotta hold to a trade for three weeks minimum.

[The NEW JADDL Commish @JADDL_Commish]

I posted a league poll. It’s mandatory. I did it in the ESPN app. I do not know if you will get an email. If you have not completed it by Thursday Night Football kickoff, you will be fined $50 FAAB by the league.

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Props to @1Angry_Monkey and his Tulsa Angry Monkeys, who are easily the best team in the league, both the best record and the most pts scored @FightinShanks @TheMightyBoom1 @JADDL_BadNews @realDonaldTrump @danromans @nomac34 @jclandoll @stoichianome @The_Lanniesters @ajones1668

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If the JADDL had newspapers, the headlines would be:

"DANIEL ROMANS LEAVES 75 POINT ON HIS BENCH AS THE HORNETS FALL AND NOW TIE THE LAWRENCE FOOTBALL JESUS FOR DIVISION LEAD"

page 9: "Teddy Bridgewater only OK"

page 10: "IS CURTIS SAMUEL THE BEST WIDE RECEIVER IN LEAGUE?"

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@FightinShanks @ESPNFantasy I'll take your word for it and adjust your roster, but you may be fined. It's under advisement.

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@FightinShanks appears to have Christian Kirk, who's fucking inactive, his super flex/2nd QB while Jimmy Garoppolo is on his bench. This is fucking bullshit and I may have to take disciplinary action against him as Commissioner

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Was Marquez valding Scallion or whoever the worst pick of the draft or what vote now @TheMightyBoom1

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@TheMightyBoom1 @LFootballJesus I manned up and made it happen