— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 !

Parody Account.⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀,
𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲,
𝐑͟𝐄͟𝐃͟.
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[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

Agh, this rain again. I’m soaked to the bone.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝕷𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟ ˚.• ˟̲𝐁͟𝐎𝐖˖₊ @BEROSISM]

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♯ 𝕴'M GONNA RUN⠀ׅ ⺌
THIS NOTHING ——
₍ TOWN ₎ . ⟢͟
*̵𝓦𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 ME MAKE
'EM 𝙱𝙾𝚆⠀ׅ⎖ ❜ ៶ ៸

⠀ ⠀⠀

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

Grunting in frustration as their lighter fails, cigarette unlit.

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

Ah, Liyue harbour…

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

………. Any hydro users around?

Close confines combat left me rather … messy.

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

stiiiilll… in a freaaak …. Snake eaaateerrrr….

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

You. Got a light? Anything?

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

No cigs … no light …

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

By focalors this can’t be happening

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

@alatcsnemeseos Why?

The Lord of Geo is no more. None may order you to remain away from them.

[ Do they know? Or do they merely feign ignorance? ]

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

@cryopearl The great autisimo…

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

🤝

[GAnYu ❕ @cryopearl]

autism be damned my me can WORK!

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

All this freedom, and not a clue what to do with it…

How do you do it, human?

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

… delectable. Whose, I wonder…

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

That smell… blood.

[ Chewing their lip. ]

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

Agh…
I used to be a wreck.

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

I am literally made of stone. Stop biting me.

[𝕸𝐀𝕽 ♱ @evolvcr]

ㅤ

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

I MEAN. Impressive.

[— 𝐿𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐹𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 ! @JADEBROKE]

That’s the Pyro Archon?

…
Should’ve seen if she could cleanse the debt.