Joanna Akram

Qualified in holistic massage therapy, pregnancy massage and baby massage instruction, helping you to relax, recuperate and restore.

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@sarah_fender @PowderedAlmond Can't put items in bag, it just crashes.

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@TheBlahnikgirl Nope. Boohoo

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Sad to announce it was my last day of baby massage today. It's been fun this year and I've met lots of lovely... https://t.co/gOYPwSOkYD

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All ready for a nice cosy baby massage session. We've got the blinds down and the heating up! No better way to... https://t.co/gWv1eA4tNp

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I'm trying Manuka honey as a remedy for Evelyn's reoccurring coughs and sneezes. There's a lots of research about... https://t.co/Ny8UlRMM5U

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An interesting approach. Gives a new meaning to going Dutch! X https://t.co/RSRPvLq3G9

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I seem to be following a theme this week- using vegetables in different recipes. Made beetroot brownies and... https://t.co/hlo21KPQSB

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Be happy. https://t.co/3F7v1PNtie

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Join me today at New Malden children's centre for baby massage from 10 and music and massage from 10.45. We will... https://t.co/vHbcA09pDM

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What do you consider to be a luxury as a woman? Tampons and sanitary products? https://t.co/J784KguxAm

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Hey, I wrote my dissertation on this abject 10 years ago! I totally agree with letting children take risks in... https://t.co/F4xjXM1N7J

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Ahhhh enjoying the fresh air and peace in Wiltshire this week. Off to Cheddar gorge today. DON'T FORGET- NO BABY... https://t.co/1yhpH1N4fv

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This sums up my daughter Evelyn at the moment...

18 months old: Hallmarks of this age include impatience with,... http://t.co/r193OfySi4

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I would never ask someone why they don't have children, but I probably have asked them if they do have any... http://t.co/UeCb5W3EwB

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See you tomorrow for some therapy! New Malden children's centre @ 10am for 6 weeks to 6 months babies and 10.45am... http://t.co/qiTPmxpXxE

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A really interesting and interactive resource.

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Oh the dreaded sugar... Can you give it up? http://t.co/7cSMSn9rHt

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Yes! I love story time x http://t.co/PMU8WFDA4A

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Womanly woes X http://t.co/PyVX9ee7Cd

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We all know that stress can effect our holistic health and well-being. So for the love of all the people in my... http://t.co/XVDuQsT3iu