Jacob Sparrow

Pétanque extraordinaire, proudly supported by crocs.

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

Vilify the working class while tonguing the crevice of monarchy. Same as it ever was.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

This is brilliant.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Seems like the perfect week for Conservative leadership contenders to be competing over which one will do the least to tackle climate change.

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.”

—Ancient British proverb

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

Thank you Andy Shauf for spending 923 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/FcoGYDnw0C @andyshauf

[Matt Stephens @RealStephens]

If lead outs were paintings that’d be Leonardo da Vinci's Salvator Mundi. Sublime from DQS and Mark Cavendish. #TDF2021

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@DominicFarrell @pipsuxx The kids don’t make those choices though.

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@mollyweaver94 Brilliant. There’s hope! 🥊

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

So on my coffee break I completed the government’s skills assessment. My recommended career path is professional boxer. #SkillsAssessment

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

Come on Alan! @alexdowsett

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@pooleplanthire @Tompid I completely understand why it’s done thanks. It’s just an arms race isn’t it. It’s not inclusive for people on limited budgets getting into the sport. Feel like #onebikecross is more of a level playing field.

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@Christo79377860 @chrisfroome No shit

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

Not the sort of ‘Comet’ tracked machine I was hoping would arrive this morning @WeHaveWaysPod

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I've tried & completely failed to think of a more effective proof that the message behind this performance is as urgent as it is irrefutable. Well done to everyone who complained! You've carried that message to parts it would never otherwise have reached.

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@cyclingmole 🙌🏻

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@hub_shropshire Lack of replies sums up the situation nicely.

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@AdamBlythe89 @TeamINEOS Said exactly this earlier, everyone is loving seeing someone out muscle Ineos. Should make for a great Tour.

[Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow]

@PaulDupuis20 @Kathrynmusic @thomasthetaxi ‘Cycling is just a past time’. You’ve clearly missed the point.