Jay Koch

Just relaxing in the Midwest waiting for the collapse

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Ace Hardware running interference to neighbor Taco Bell.

Explosive…

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

😂

[♡𝕣ꪖꪜꫀꪀ ડ᭙ꪖꪶꪶꪮ᭙ડ♡ @Raven_Swallows]

🤣 accurate 👻

[Jay Koch @JAK_LAF]

@dandakich Well, he ain't singing Country Road

[moose @mooseincrisis]

it was really slippery. you’re an ass for posting this.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Even after decades of laboratory testing, scientists still have no idea what the fuck was in Topps' gum.

[Jay Koch @JAK_LAF]

@nypost Occupied not annexed

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Jay Koch @JAK_LAF]

@scottlincicome Offsets are the bane of any new industrial construction

[Ben Naumann @InternetJumbo]

If I was the Creative Director at “Sphere” Las Vegas

[meghan @deloisivete]

For when you want a merlot not a merlittle

[Jay Koch @JAK_LAF]

@Polymarket

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

There is no better microcosm of Indiana weather than a 30-degree difference between two locations separated by 660 feet

[Dimko Zhluktenko 🇺🇦⚔️ @dim0kq]

Ukraine’s President decree:

“Allow a parade to be held on May 9, 2026 in the city of Moscow”

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

Happy birthday, Little Al! 🥳

Repost to wish the two-time #Indy500 winner a happy 64th.

[Jay Koch @JAK_LAF]

@hammerandnigel

[maksym eristavi. @maksymeristavi]

from 'you don't have the cards' to a drone superpower in less than a year. your daily reminder to always bet on Ukraine.

[Jay Koch @JAK_LAF]

@jackbutler4815 Also handy for CPR

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone.
So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz