JewAmerPrincess

East coast jew in a west coast catholic world... ☀️

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I don't care that you're a vegan. Eat your veggies and shut the hell up

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This lady is going to drive me crazy tonight

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Wish me luck ✡🕎

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Maybe one day my mom will be as crazy as @crazyjewishmom #japproblems

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#byecali

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I got icy hot in my eye...I can't fall asleep and Gilmore girls isn't working on Netflix. 😭

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Less than a week!

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Drive slower...I dare you to drive slower

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I swear you don't know what on time is unless you're going to church.

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Yes gram I know I'm fat...now can you drive me to work?

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Working almost 50 hours this week...and don't have a car. Oh and have 25 hours of clinical.

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If I pick up more shifts...that should make time go by faster. Right?

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TWO MORE WEEKS

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There's a woman in the coffee shop reading a bible.... And it's not my grandmother

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Today..gram went to church and got her ashes. Got a haircut. Then went back to church to get more ashes because the first ones washed off

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So much yelling

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God forbid I take extra time leaving work. But I'm not allowed to be annoyed when you make me late

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BREAKING NEWS: gram did not say grace...I repeat gram did NOT say grace

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The serving size on this hummus is 2 tablespoons....try like 10 😂✡ #jeep rob