Javal Darjee

मैं हिंदू हूं

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Why is India not aesthetic?

Well, you clearly haven't travelled enough bro.

Take this drive from Dhemaji to Jonai in Assam the next time you want your IG aesthetics to peak.

[Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport]

Several pizzerias nearby the Pentagon are reporting above average traffic.

Freddie's Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting very low traffic.

As of 8:42pm ET

[Khapitar @bholekabhagatt]

Kalki

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 BAD NEWS FOR ANTI-HINDI GANG

Russian state media RT has now launched its digital news platform in Hindi. 🇮🇳🤝 🇷🇺

Hindi is going GLOBAL 🔥

[Mohit @Warlock_mohit]

This was brutal 😂🔥

[Frontalforce 🇮🇳 @FrontalForce]

Be like Israel 🔥

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

BIG day for Assam's growth story! On my way to Nalbari to inaugurate @PepsiCoIndia's brand new Food facility .

[Russia in India 🇷🇺 @RusEmbIndia]

🇷🇺🇮🇳Ceremony marking the official arrival of Russian President Vladimir #Putin in #India to attend the
#BRICS Summit.

[Javal Darjee @JAVAL_DARJEE]

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[Anurag Kashyap @anuragkashyap72]

Sabko lag raha tha Ramadhir Singh khatam ho gaya? Picture abhi baaki hai dost

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

In Russia, someone trying to film Putin’s convoy suddenly realized Putin was standing right next to him. 😂

[BJP Assam Pradesh @BJP4Assam]

No one cooks the Gandhi family better than our Hon'ble CM Dr.@himantabiswa ji.😉🔥

[BJP @BJP4India]

“𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞… 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬…”

During his bilateral meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, PM Modi discussed a wide range of issues and reiterated India’s consistent appeal for peace and an early resolution of the conflict in Ukraine.

[Investment Wisdom @InvestingCanons]

“You don’t need 20 right decisions to get very rich. 4 or 5 will probably do it…” “It’s a terrible mistake to think you have to have an opinion on everything.”

— Warren Buffett

[Rajendra B. Aklekar @rajtoday]

WESTERN RAILWAY MUMBAI SUBURBAN TIMETABLE FROM 1st SEPTEMBER!

Western Railway’s new Suburban Timetable No. 79 is all about smarter deployment of the existing 1,414 services — improving connectivity where passengers need it most, while tackling congestion and operational bottlenecks.

🔹 SAME 1,414 TRAINS — BUT A MUCH SMARTER TIMETABLE!

The total number of suburban services remains unchanged at 1,414. Instead of simply adding trains, Western Railway has rationalised the timetable based on passenger demand, operating conditions and congestion points.

Six new services are being introduced, while six existing low-demand/mainly non-peak services are being withdrawn, allowing train paths and resources to be redeployed more effectively.

🔹 BORIVALI CONGESTION TO BE TACKLED — WITHOUT CUTTING OFF BORIVALI!

One of the most important changes is aimed at tackling the peak-hour congestion at Borivali, which can lead to heavy door crowding, prolonged boarding/alighting and detention of trains.

Two evening Churchgate–Virar services — the 18:22 AC service and 19:05 service — will skip their Borivali halt on a trial basis.

But importantly, passenger convenience is being ensured. For passengers travelling to Borivali on the 18:22 AC service, another AC local departs Churchgate just after 6 min at 18:28 hrs which halts at Borivali.

So the idea is simple: decongest the choke point while continuing to provide passengers with options.

🔹 DAHISAR CONTINUES TO GET PRIORITY — HALTS RETAINED!

A particularly significant aspect is that while selected peak-hour services will skip Borivali to ease congestion, their Dahisar halts are being retained.

This is an important indication of the growing operational importance of Dahisar as a passenger hub on the Western suburban corridor.

With Borivali already functioning as a major suburban hub, retaining the Dahisar halt provides passengers with another important access point and helps distribute passenger loads across the corridor rather than concentrating everything at Borivali.

In other words: decongest Borivali, while strengthening the importance of Dahisar.

🔹 2 MORE AC LOCALS — WITHOUT INCREASING THE TOTAL NUMBER OF TRAINS!

A major passenger benefit: weekday AC services increase from 145 to 147.

Two existing non-AC services are being converted into AC services:

➡️ Churchgate–Borivali: 17:28 hrs
➡️ Borivali–Churchgate: 18:24 hrs

Both retain their existing routes and timings.

This means more AC capacity without increasing the overall 1,414-service count.

🔹 DAHANU ROAD PASSENGERS GET A BOOST!

For passengers from the extended suburban belt, there is a major improvement.

The existing Dadar–Virar and Virar–Dahanu Road services are being integrated to provide direct Dadar–Dahanu Road connectivity.

The revised service will depart Dadar at 17:22 hrs and reach Dahanu Road at 19:30 hrs.

🔹 VIRAR–CHURCHGATE MORNING CONNECTIVITY GETS A BIG BOOST!

After converting the 07:59 Virar- Churchgate service into AC service, the non AC passengers wanted a service due to the gap of non ac services towards Churchgate. The 08:23 hrs Virar–Dadar service is being extended all the way to Churchgate. It will reach Churchgate at 09:48 hrs, giving morning commuters from the extended suburban corridor direct connectivity towards Churchgate.

🔹 LATE-NIGHT COMMUTERS GET MORE OPTIONS! 🌙

The new timetable adds services during late evening and night hours, particularly in the Borivali–Bhayandar–Virar corridor.

New services include:

➡️ Bhayandar–Virar: 07:46 hrs
➡️ Borivali–Bhayandar: 22:14 hrs
➡️ Borivali–Virar: 22:51 hrs
➡️ Virar–Borivali: 23:51 hrs
➡️ Borivali–Bhayandar: 00:28 hrs

These services address passenger requirements beyond the main peak periods and strengthen late-night connectivity.

[UP चौराहा @upchauraha]

Aaja bhidle, Hijre @SauravDassss.

[BJP WALA BHAIYA @Bjp_Wala_Bhaiya]

📍आज "दिमागी नक्सल" को खत्म करने के लिए टास्क फोर्स का किया गठन.
📍Today, a Task Force was formed to eliminate " Dimagi Naxals ".
#dimaginaxal
#modi #naxals

[Rico Rajasthani @RicoUnhinged]

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