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Anythings funny when you put an old man in it. Except for the ground.

[Eoin Ó Catháin @EoinKeane101]

this child beekeeper killing a bee at 45 seconds will never not make me die laughing

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

finally met this icon out in the wild

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

I just went on zoom break at work during training and forgot to turn off my camera and went and lay down on my bed to doomscroll in front of 25 people I think I need to kms

[Tony @AntMelia94]

Andy Burnham and his constituents today:

[The Independent @Independent]

Keir Starmer has resigned

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[A 🍜 @ssjnoodles]

Focaccia

This came out amazing for a first try

500 g bread flour
360 g water
2.5 g instant yeast
8 g salt
Olive oil

Method

Day 1 – Mix

Combine warm water and yeast
Add flour and mix until no dry flour remains
Add salt and mix until incorporated by hand
Cover and rest 15 minutes
Perform a few stretch-and-folds every half hour four times, this will take about 2 hours
Cover and refrigerate for about 48 hours, i did mine in a plastic air tight box

Day 3 – Shape & Proof

Generously oil your baking pan.
Transfer dough into the pan.
Gently stretch it toward the corners.
Cover and let rise at room temperature until very puffy, about 2–4 hours depending on room temperature.

Bake

Preheat oven to 260°C / 500°F.
Drizzle the dough generously with olive oil.
Press your fingertips into the dough to create deep dimples.
Sprinkle with flaky salt.
Bake 20–25 minutes until deeply golden brown.

Key Tips

Use bread flour, not all-purpose flour, for maximum chew and structure.
Don’t rush the cold fermentation; the long 48-hour rest develops flavor and creates the airy crumb.
Be generous with olive oil both in the pan and on top.
When dimpling, press all the way down without tearing the dough.

After baking, i brushed a little bit more olive oil on top and sprinkled some chopped basil leaves and salt

to get the bottom crispy, bake on a pizza steel or what i did is let the last few minutes of baking take place with the tray at the floor of the oven, not the last rack, literally the floor of it

[A 🍜 @ssjnoodles]

i’m preparing focaccia, i need to fold it over itself for the next two hours a total of four times so every half hour, and then let it ferment 48 hours atleast, i hope it turns out good

this dough is very high hydration so it’s quite sticky atm

[🦩 @myrsno]

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[Variety @Variety]

#LisaKudrow has finally watched #Friends in full.

“I loved it with all my heart,” she tells #JenniferAniston. “And, man, you’re all good. Holy cow! You were really good, Jennifer.”

Stream the full episode now on the CNN app: https://t.co/3jZMLatKxd

[A 🍜 @ssjnoodles]

today’s plate

chicken, chops, hummus, yogurt w kadoo, chilli sauce, mint chutney, kebab wrap, bread

[lauren @missyyonce]

trying to sleep in this fucking heatwave

[dee breezy✨ @xxdbreezyxx]

oh and these TWO, the dumbest mfs in the history of parenting! had your 17 y.o daughter living w her 20 y.o. boyfriend let’s start fcking THERE! but wearing a shirt that says “boom!” SIR yall are the truest pieces of shit in all of this. #thecrash

[ₛ🫧 @sharaesosaddity]

Omg when the friend said her birthday was coming up and she had a designer outfit planned so why would she risk her life😳 is she dumb????? #thecrash

[Greg Scott @GregScottTV]

BREAKING: BBC selects the UK’s 2027 entry for The Eurovision Song Contest:

[Sky TV @skytv]

A bidding frenzy has broken out over 10 Downing Street.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Rooster delivered HBO’s most-watched debut season for a comedy series in more than 15 years, averaging 6.5 million viewers across its 10 episodes.

The only HBO comedies with bigger first-season numbers were Hung in 2009 and Sex and the City in 1998.

[Apple TV News Hub @AppleTVNewsHub]

#Shrinking Season 4 begins filming next week!

Releasing next year on #AppleTV