Jacob

UA ‘23

[kiki @kearalorraine]

this is what the inside of my brain looks like today

[philly! @27st_lil]

If tha Police do a U-turn Ima do one too BITCH we can paly ring around tha ROSIE😐

[morgan ♡ @picmitsuba]

fuck it. cat petting koi fishes heads https://t.co/QiUBf7DQ1n

[gayce @longneckedbeck]

THIS IS A TEACHER?? LMFAOOO

[DaBaby @DaBabyDaBaby]

ion send nudes.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st

- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks

Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st

- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work

[. @666ush]

Astrology Girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol, it’s because I’m a caprisun”

[Jacob @JAYC0BT]

No such thing as too close

[trish @ultragloss]

thinking of all the people i’ve opened up to and been vulnerable with who are no longer a part of my life so now they just walk this earth knowing extremely personal and intimate details about me and there’s nothing i can do about it https://t.co/HEO4VeDhRY

[Jax. @HerDreadsRock]

And whoever added the background music is going to hell

[Jacob @JAYC0BT]

i don’t get why bitches pay full college tuition just to get 4 different STDs

[elijah @eeelijahhh]

Do people outside Arizona say “flip a bitch” instead of “make a u-turn” or are we just naturally aggressive?