JordonAlexanderee

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

LOVE this loop pedal cover of Maroon5 Sugar! http://t.co/3gQckzH60n

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

The FBI is cracking down on illegal computer activities. They vowed to take a byte out of crime.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Wake up, Twitter. Time to rise and whine.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

I knew something was off when I saw your avi hanging on the post office wall.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Someone’s going to ruin things; it might as well be me.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Celebrate Thanksgiving like your ancestors did. Invite the neighbors over, have a feast, kill them and steal their land.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Denial. The first step is admitting there are no problems.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

I hate to see food go to waist.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

LOVE this loop pedal cover of Maroon5 Sugar! http://t.co/3gQckzH60n

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

Those who say there are no stupid questions have clearly never proposed marriage.

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When all is said and done, there’s always someone who’s still talking.

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"Hey, Mom, this stuffing is great! How did you get the turkey to swallow it?"

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

I think it’s only a matter of time before smart phones are bigger than Smart cars.

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Grandparents are so easy to operate, even a child can do it.

[JordonAlexanderee @JAlexanderee]

I wish I knew it was my day back in my day.