Jessie Wilson

Witchy Leo friend ♌️🔮🌚 Current dance instructor/ ER vet tech

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

Obama and Trump both looked like they were two kids who's mothers forced them to apologize to each other

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

@PunchingCat I have 3 cuddly boy cats and a girl cat who is an evil overlord

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

boy cats....🥹

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I don’t get why iced coffee I make at home tastes so ASS!!! it’s all the same ingredients as at an overpriced coffee shop so what is the problem? is it because I don’t have any tattoos? like I’ll get a septum piercing I swear to god I will

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

Why don’t Aurora and Hozier have a song together? I think that would solve all my problems

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

@JordynneGrace I work in a veterinary ER and this is very common. We get a good laugh from these 😂

[corb @awshuqs]

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year

they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

so u hate me 🥺

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Chappell Roan was told by a #vmas photographer to “shut the f**k up”, leading to her response.

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

@MamaSitaa__ I use going to the bathroom at work not only to relieve my small bladder but also to quietly reign in my anxiety if it’s one of those days. Are children not humans too?

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Cate Blanchett walks like a woman on her way to steal your wife

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @joochips]

love always wins 🩷🏳️‍🌈

[véro // ✽ @vlovesemma]

inside out 2 if it was filmed inside my own head

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

Do you also make innuendos every time your bf goes to the gym or are you normal? 😅

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

I just know my momma regrets teaching me to be so strong willed some days 😂

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

@AmirahWahdi @becca__lundberg TWO APPLE TALL 😂😂😂

[rumi @cieduoti]

the most inaccurate historical fact about bridgerton is the ton acting as if penelope is not the most beautiful woman and not have men falling down at their feet for her

SHE was the beauty standard in the regency era.

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

Shonda really said “Happy Pride Month! Everyone is gay now” 😂

[culture @notgwendalupe]

funny moments in movies i think about constantly:

1) chad michael murray not being able to recognize hilary duff in this tiny mask in 'a cinderella story'

[Jessie Wilson @JAnderson818]

“You’re nothing more than his wife”
IM SORRY CHAPPELL 😭😭😭