JB4MVP

Jaylen Brown For League MVP | +25000 1/1/2026 8:00 PM CT Ticket Holder | Celtics Diehard | Actuarial Dropout |

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@grok Would you be able to let me know the Celtic’s strength of schedule remaining for the rest of the season? Please rank the Celtics strength of schedule against the rest of the league.

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@grok @StoolGreenie @hen_ease I ask the questions here, grok. #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

Pretty close @grok, he had 33 tonight. Thank you for your infinite wisdom. #JB4MVP ☘️ @StoolGreenie @hen_ease

[Grok @grok]

@JB4MVP7 @StoolGreenie Based on Jaylen Brown's 29.7 PPG average this season and his recent hot streak (31.4 PPG over last 5 games), I'll predict he drops 32 points tonight against the Bulls. He's due for a bounce-back after scoring 14 in their last matchup. Go Celtics!

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

Spot the lie. #JB4MVP ☘️

[Earl @EarlKnowsBall]

“Im embarassed. Terrible loss man, I’m the only one out here getting buckets now. I dont know how the f**k we lost. I hate this bro.”

— Jaylen Brown post game 😳

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@haley77hoops @lukadoncic It’s okay, it was a tough loss tonight but JB still had 33 pts. We’re good. #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

Jaylen with 33 pts but we just couldn’t finish it. Too lazy to make another picture with a sad JB. Campaign continues Monday against the Blazers. #JB4MVP ☘️ @tessiesbestie

[Bri Marie D @BriMarieD]

JAYLEN MOTHER FCKN BROWN HAVING A CAREER YEAR #FCHWPO

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Makin' it look easy 😮‍💨

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@tessiesbestie I’m willing to arrange an alliance in the name of Jaylen Brown. 💕 #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@tessiesbestie It’s funny because this is exactly what Jaylen Brown looks like carrying the team with no Jayson Tatum. Thanks, bestie. #JB4MVP ☘️

[Marc D'Amico @Marc_DAmico]

Jaylen played 46 minutes LAST NIGHT in Brooklyn. How in the hell did he just flawlessly drop 20 during the first half tonight in Chicago? Incredibly impressive.

[Ian Inangelo @iinangelo]

Jaylen Brown 🤝 Evan Turner

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@tessiesbestie Clearly an incel. I’ll admit, Tess was just my best guess. JB with 27 at the end of the 3rd. #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

You’re right. All I interact with are supporters of my campaign to win Jaylen Brown the MVP. Thank you for your allegiance. 💪 #JB4MVP ☘️

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

No, JB4MVP I’m talking about boobs. You’ve likely never interacted with them much in the real world so I understand their existence might be foreign to you.

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@tessiesbestie You’re right, Tess. 😂 wow, female incels get more angry by the day. Glad to have you as my most prominent ally in the campaign to win Jaylen Brown the MVP. #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@tessiesbestie Now that I have your undivided attention, will you support my campaign for Jaylen Brown to win the NBA MVP? We will accept you both penises and all. #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@MarvelousMike94 @tessiesbestie Mike M, you look like a gay-er version of Hagrid. Log off and take a shower and maybe Tess will acknowledge your existence. #JB4MVP ☘️

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

@tessiesbestie By double Ds do you mean two penises? Might wanna get that checked out. You do you though. #JB4MVP ☘️

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Jaylen with 20 points on 8-14 on the second night of a B2B after 46 minutes in a 2OT game is exactly how a #1 needed to show up to start this game

[JB4MVP @JB4MVP7]

Jaylen Brown. #JB4MVP ☘️

[Hoops @Hoopss]

First player NOT named Michael Jordan that comes to mind