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Today’s games:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man City - Coventry (16:00)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nottingham - Tottenham (16:00)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Newcastle - Bournemouth (13:30)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brighton - Leeds (16:00)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Fulham - Crystal Palace (16:00)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brentford - Sunderland (16:00)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hull - Aston Villa (18:30)
🇪🇸 Bilbao - Atletico (16:15)
🇪🇸 Vallecano - Santander (18:30)
🇪🇸 Villarreal - Deportivo (21:00)
🇮🇹 Inter - Napoli (18:00)
🇮🇹 Roma - Atalanta (20:45)
🇮🇹 Fiorentina - Torino (15:00)
🇩🇪 Schalke - Bayern (18:30)
🇩🇪 Leverkusen - Union Berlin (15:30)
🇩🇪 Borussia M - Elversberg (15:30)
🇩🇪 Hoffenheim - Dortmund (15:30)
🇩🇪 Paderborn - Freiburg (15:30)
🇩🇪 Bremen - Leipzig (15:30)
🇫🇷 Lens - Lorient (17:15)
🇫🇷 Le Havre - Brest (20:45)
🇫🇷 Nice - Le Mans (20:45)
🇸🇦 Al-Ittihad - Al-Nassr (20:00)

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Who made this 😭

Why is Messi own always different

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Betting platforms just dey smile this weekend 😂

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Arteta in shambles 😭

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London Bridge is SCARED 😂

Chelsea bringing RUGBY tackle bags to training to survive Arsenal on Sunday 💀

Coach that flopped at Real Madrid now coaching European virgins thinks he’s found the cheat code vs Arteta’s Arsenal.

Good luck balablue 🤡

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Goat Anthony, What Do You Have For Barcelona Fans Tonight? 🐐

Real Beti have never lost to Real Madrid in 6years. So Barcelona fans are putting their trust in you to win against Real Madrid today.

The last time Real Madrid faced Real Betis it ended in a 1-1 draw. In their last 5 games against Madrid at home they've managed to draw 3 times with Madrid winning 1 and also Betis winning 1.

Real Betis what is your secret ingredient for today 😉

🇪🇸 Betis - Real Madrid (21:00)

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Today’s games:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ipswich - Liverpool (21:00)
🇪🇸 Betis - Real Madrid (21:00)
🇫🇷 PSG - Monaco (21:05)
🇫🇷 Lyon - Auxerre (19:00)
🇮🇹 Genoa - Como (20:45)
🇩🇪 Stuttgart - Koln (20:30)

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@jas_d_barbie Okay Nicky 😸

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Ronaldo and Piers Morgan after the interview 🤡

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Explain to me how a club can sign:

Mbappe - €250M
Diomande - €200M
Bernardo Silva - €150M
Cucurella - €180M
Lamine Yamal - €300M

...and still NOT be in the top 10 highest spending clubs in the last 10 years 💀

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Messi said the GOAT debate is settled, yet he failed to register a shot on target against Spain in the World Cup final, while Cristiano scored a hat-trick against them.”

Your Cristiano was knocked out by that same Spain, never reached a World Cup final after six solid campaigns, and has no legacy in the ultimate and biggest competition in world football.

Yet you think the man who has won everything in that competition and is miles ahead of your Cristiano hasn’t settled any debate simply because he didn’t register a shot on target in one final? 😂

We’re talking about a competition where qualifying alone is an achievement, let alone reaching three finals and winning one of them.

That’s what Ronaldo has always dreamed of, and now he can’t even dream about it anymore because he has exhausted and wasted all his chances.

Ahh, so that hat-trick against Spain should settle the debate, huh? 😂

That hat-trick is more important and valuable than actually winning the World Cup, huh?

Again, Jay-Jay Okocha was right. And you keep proving him right every single day, in every single conversation.

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Young Messi vs. Old Messi debate has been settled finally 😂

Messi’s retirement has driven Messi fans to madness. That madness has made them start comparing Young Messi to Old Messi.

Quiet! Make I pay Ronaldo. 😂

Do you know what Young Messi is? Young Messi itself is greater than Messi itself.

Old Messi was a beast; Young Messi was a possessed beast.

Old Messi was a lion; Young Messi was a hungry lion.

Yes, Old Messi was making players look like a joke on the pitch. Young Messi was making them eat grass.

Old Messi was still having respect for his opponents; Young Messi was embarrassing them on the pitch.

Old Messi was breaking records; Young Messi was breaking necks, backs and legs.

Old Messi commanded respect from his opponents; Young Messi put fear into them. He scared them off.

Old Messi was taking on players; Young Messi was deleting them.

While Old Messi was finding spaces, Young Messi was creating spaces.

Old Messi was respecting physics; Young Messi was defying physics.

Old Messi was destroying players when they made mistakes; Young Messi was destroying them at their best.

Did you people watch Young Messi?

When Young Messi was running at his opponent, he looked like a lion possessed by a demon, surrounded by thunder and a hurricane, coming at you to kill you. 😭

Old Messi was being respected because of everything he eventually achieved; Young Messi was being hated for being the greatest footballer in the world before his career had even properly begun.

Kobe Bryant once visited Barcelona’s training ground and told Ronaldinho, ‘You are the best.’

Ronaldinho replied, ‘No, this kid is going to be the best player of all time.’

That kid was Messi in 2004. He was only 17.

In 2012, Arsène Wenger was asked, ‘Who is the greatest player right now?’

He said, ‘Lionel Messi.’

Then he was asked, ‘Who is the greatest player of all time?’

He said, ‘Lionel Messi.’

Guess what, my brother? Messi was only 23. 😭

Messi had already been regarded as the greatest of all time before he was even 23.

At 24, Messi already had three Ballon d’Ors. Before turning 30, he had five.

Young Messi was being named Man of the Match even when he didn’t score.

While Old Messi was destroying great players and defenders, Young Messi was destroying the best defenders and the best players.

While Old Messi was destroying Ballon d’Or contenders and favourites, Young Messi was destroying Ballon d’Or winners.

Lionel Messi… so good to watch. 🤩

And then there’s the 2022 FIFA World Cup final against France.

Messi was dispossessed, which eventually led to the France corner, penalty and subsequent goal.

Guess who dispossessed him?

Kingsley Coman.

Not even the team can dispossess Young Messi. 😂

I’ll tell you what: I don’t care which version of Messi has more Ballon d’Ors or who won the World Cup.

No.

No version of any player, dead or alive, is or was ever a better football player than Young Lionel Messi.

The closest player to Young Lionel Messi is Old Lionel Messi.

And it’s not my opinion.

It’s a FACT.

So think about it.

Alright? Good night. 😂🐐”

Source: Pascal

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Young Messi vs. Old Messi debate has been settled finally 😂

Messi’s retirement has driven Messi fans to madness. That madness has made them start comparing Young Messi to Old Messi.

Quiet! Make I pay Ronaldo. 😂

Do you know what Young Messi is? Young Messi itself is greater than Messi itself.

Old Messi was a beast; Young Messi was a possessed beast.

Old Messi was a lion; Young Messi was a hungry lion.

Yes, Old Messi was making players look like a joke on the pitch. Young Messi was making them eat grass.

Old Messi was still having respect for his opponents; Young Messi was embarrassing them on the pitch.

Old Messi was breaking records; Young Messi was breaking necks, backs and legs.

Old Messi commanded respect from his opponents; Young Messi put fear into them. He scared them off.

Old Messi was taking on players; Young Messi was deleting them.

While Old Messi was finding spaces, Young Messi was creating spaces.

Old Messi was respecting physics; Young Messi was defying physics.

Old Messi was destroying players when they made mistakes; Young Messi was destroying them at their best.

Did you people watch Young Messi?

When Young Messi was running at his opponent, he looked like a lion possessed by a demon, surrounded by thunder and a hurricane, coming at you to kill you. 😭

Old Messi was being respected because of everything he eventually achieved; Young Messi was being hated for being the greatest footballer in the world before his career had even properly begun.

Kobe Bryant once visited Barcelona’s training ground and told Ronaldinho, ‘You are the best.’

Ronaldinho replied, ‘No, this kid is going to be the best player of all time.’

That kid was Messi in 2004. He was only 17.

In 2012, Arsène Wenger was asked, ‘Who is the greatest player right now?’

He said, ‘Lionel Messi.’

Then he was asked, ‘Who is the greatest player of all time?’

He said, ‘Lionel Messi.’

Guess what, my brother? Messi was only 23. 😭

Messi had already been regarded as the greatest of all time before he was even 23.

At 24, Messi already had three Ballon d’Ors. Before turning 30, he had five.

Young Messi was being named Man of the Match even when he didn’t score.

While Old Messi was destroying great players and defenders, Young Messi was destroying the best defenders and the best players.

While Old Messi was destroying Ballon d’Or contenders and favourites, Young Messi was destroying Ballon d’Or winners.

Lionel Messi… so good to watch. 🤩

And then there’s the 2022 FIFA World Cup final against France.

Messi was dispossessed, which eventually led to the France corner, penalty and subsequent goal.

Guess who dispossessed him?

Kingsley Coman.

Not even the team can dispossess Young Messi. 😂

I’ll tell you what: I don’t care which version of Messi has more Ballon d’Ors or who won the World Cup.

No.

No version of any player, dead or alive, is or was ever a better football player than Young Lionel Messi.

The closest player to Young Lionel Messi is Old Lionel Messi.

And it’s not my opinion.

It’s a FACT.

So think about it.

Alright? Good night. 😂🐐”

Source: Pascal

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Enzo dreaming of Man City doesn't insult Chelsea.

But let's be real - Arsenal are bigger than Chelsea historically.

And that one hurts more.

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Does Yamal understand English 💀

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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: IShowSpeed's comment on Lamine Yamal's latest IG post.

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It’s alarming how many Nigerians are dying from cancer recently.

I just heard Nollywood actress Atinuke Kareem passed away after a battle with breast cancer.

I don’t know her personally, but may she rest in peace.

Please: get checked early. Be mindful of what you eat and buy.
Your health is in your hands.

Rest in peace 🙏

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Unpopular opinion:

If Atletico won't let Alvarez go in January,
Barcelona should just sign free agent Jamie Vardy.

Experience. Goals. Zero transfer fee.

Who says no?

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Explain to me how a club can sign:

Mbappe - €250M
Diomande - €200M
Bernardo Silva - €150M
Cucurella - €180M
Lamine Yamal - €300M

...and still NOT be in the top 10 highest spending clubs in the last 10 years 💀

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Why are y'all laughing when Lamine Yamal said his goal is to win the champions league.

Bro has won Laliga back to back and the world cup, so what's left of him to win is the UCL and he has every right to win it in his dream

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Wait...

Just heard someone say "CR7 is the GOAT of emergencies"

What does that even mean 💀