J.B. Duncan

Aspiring Texas country singer???🤷🏻‍♂️

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

I lost a buddy last night, so I’m asking y’all, today, choose love

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me - excuse me?

Her - you are wasting our bags!

Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her - that's not my job!

Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

Her - why are you using two bags?!

Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

*10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

Her - exactly.

Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Cool quote of the day:

“Have the kind of faith that causes you to WORK for what you pray for”

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Thickness of a dollar = 0.0043 in

953 x 0.0043 = 4.09

Elons stack of money that would wrap around the earth 953 times, would be 4.09 inches tall…

@elonmusk

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

1 Dollar = 6 inches long
Inches in a mile = 63,360
Circumference of the earth= 24,901mi

Elon Musk’s net worth = 250.7 Billion

Elon could lay his dollars down in a straight line and they would wrap around the earth 953 times…

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Bet

[Austen Dylan🍀 @austen_reyes5]

bet

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

There is a few originals, and a few covers coming at y’all soon 👀🔥

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

New Mexico is just like Mexico, just newer. Plus the water doesn’t give you the shits.

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

“What if I just hum this head of lettuce at ya?” -@bdewb97

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

“Look at this...88 cents for a bottle of ketchup, God bless America”

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

My prayers go out to the family of the victim, who was shot this morning at a church in the DFW area.
Give Me Faith (cover)
-Elevation Worship

[Michael DuFresne @Michae1DuFresne]

Y’all talk about Trump abusing power.... I remember when Michelle Obama cut me down to 3 chicken tenders in middle school... that was abuse

[Georgia Red Dirt Music @dirt_georgia]

Can’t thank @MrDaltonDomino enough for such an incredible show/experience last night. Here’s @WilliamCGreen Poor that Dalton wrote/co-wrote.

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Had an awesome time playin our at the Reece Golf Course tonight!!

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

If your from the 575 and don’t like this well then that’s ok, your entitled to an opinion ✌🏼
*That 575* (short version)

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

*50 cent corn dogs at sonic all day*

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Hears a sneak peak of my new original “That 575”🤘🏼

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Desperate time call for desperate measures 😂. My gas tank is below E so here is my Venmo account....that’s all

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

#WreckEm

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

@thankfulpankful I hate you 😂😂😂

[J.B. Duncan @JBDuncanMusic]

Leave a list of songs y’all think I should do covers on!! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼