Jonathan

[Jonzzy @jonzzy]

All Neil the Seal wanted was to come inside for a cup of tea 🤣 $neil

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

Neil the seal returns to the same stretch of Tasmanian coast every year, causing mischief, creating viral moments on social media, and driving tourism. This year, as Neil’s fans encroach more and more on his space, officials are considering euthanising him to protect humans who may come too close.

More than 33,000 people have signed Natasha Young’s petition calling on Tasmania's government to commit to a non-lethal management plan instead. If you think Neil should be protected, you can read more and support the petition through the link below.

https://t.co/zQSD6vxAnr

[(no sleep) alyssa @cabEYomyeggo]

a reminder camila was ready to perform for taylor at the 2019 amas if taylor wasn’t going to be allowed to perform her songs she had the entire performance LEARNED AND READY FOR HER

[ツッコミ待ち案件 @ushijimanvoice]

【鋼の歌姫】
「3時間半、44曲を歌いながら走り続ける」。
テイラー・スウィフト（36）が世界一である理由、この1枚に凝縮されてる。

■ 狂気のトレーニング
史上空前の『The Eras Tour』
その舞台裏で行われたのは、想像を絶する特訓。
彼女は毎日、3時間超の全セットリストを歌いながら、
トレッドミル（ランニングマシン）で走り抜きました。

■ 数字で見る凄み
・ツアー収益：10億ドル超（約1,610億円）
・訓練期間：ツアー開始3ヶ月前から毎日
・公演内容：全44曲、3時間30分
「完璧なパフォーマンス」を維持するため、
彼女は自らをアスリートの限界まで追い込んでいます。

■ 成功の代名詞
画像にある火照った顔と、滴る汗。
これは「加工なし」の、凄まじい熱量の証明。
1,600億円を稼ぎ出す女王の正体は、
誰よりも規律を重んじる、地道な努力家でした。

■ 結論
才能の上に、誰にも真似できない「量」を積み上げる。
「自分に厳しい」という次元を遥かに超えたプロ意識。

彼女の輝きは、血の滲むような準備の上に成り立っています。

世界一のスターがこれだけやってる。

「明日から頑張る」じゃ甘いかも、と震えた人はRT。

[Neil the Seal🦭 @neiltheseal__]

"A day in the life of Neal the Seal, the 1,000 kg adorable destruction specialist"

Yes, this is exactly what my life looks like.🦭

[Jonathan @JBElectrified]

@MountainDew Dude running down a cheetah to retrieve his can of Dew the cat had stolen

[Frog King Simulator @Belbizaz]

"We love Sobe we really do. People have been trying to bring it back for a while now but they couldn't do it. The Democrats wouldn't let them because they hate our country. But we're doing it. We're bringing it back. And we're doing it with glass. Do you remember the glass? Great big thick bottles of glass, it was incredible. You could throw it across a parking lot and it wouldn't break can you believe that?"

[Jonathan @JBElectrified]

@Brian55086204 @MattWallace888 Close, no gifts, only donations to “approved charities”😉

[EARTH!🇺🇸 @earthing5000]

I love this Video.

According to @grok this was a real thing back in the old days.

I hope some of you enjoy watching this as much as I did.

Happy Monday. 🥰🥰

[Jonathan @JBElectrified]

Next time somebody tells you quitters never get ahead in life, remind them every shuttle sheds 75% of its weight to reach its goal

[Monica @Monica1197471]

SHANE Gillis has a CRAZY resume.

[Monica @Monica1197471]

SHANE Gillis has a CRAZY resume.

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Jonathan @JBElectrified]

Count me among those shocked that one of the multitude “I’m really that good and saved the company that night” stories from Punk turned out to be true.

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

CM Punk recalls the incident at a WWE live event in Brazil where he had a machine gun pointed at his face:

"I had machine guns pointed at me. The company went and did a show in Brazil one time, we haven't been back. Brazil I love you, I'd like to come back, lets try to work on that.

"My opponent that night rolled out of the ring and snatched a Brazilian flag from somebody. Brazil don't play. In America, you get people who get bent out of shape, but there's no law against it, burning flags or whatever, freedom of speech.

"He rolled in the ring, I'm down looking at him going 'hmm, maybe no?' I can't remember exactly if he just threw it down and stepped on it, or if he maybe wiped his butt with it, Shawn Michaels did that with the Canadian flag too, and it was palpable, but still different than doing it in Brazil.

"The instant this happened, all of a sudden there's a second referee in the ring, and I'm like 'uh, what's going on?' One referee is talking to him, the other is talking to me, trying to relay the information, then our head of talent relations is in the ring. This all happens lickety-split.

"I'm looking around, then I turn and look, and the ring is surrounded by men in fatigues and one has his gun pointed directly at me. They were offended, and they said, my extra referee and head of talent relations were like 'this match is over, we gotta wrap this up'.

"Homeboy who did the thing was like 'absolutely not, I refuse to do this', so I had to roll him up for real, stack him up, and the ref counted the three. Crowd pops, I grab the flag, jump onto the turnbuckle, I'm kissing the flag 'hey everybody, sorry, I love you'.

"Then I got out of there, and they tried to snatch dude up, grab his passport, and we knew if he handed his passport over, he wasn't coming home. So we, by the cover of night, got him out of there, and we continued on the tour and he went home.

"Very proud people. Legit, I just looked out and this guy was pointing a machine gun at me. Alright."

(The Late Run)

[Daily Ports @dailyportscom]

İki yüzme eğitmeni, mayo alırken renklerin neden önemli olduğunu gösterdi.

[Jonathan @JBElectrified]

@IzzyXD1019_ @g47ix Aqua Paldean Tauros is part of the regular 3* lineup of raids in the western hemisphere. Blaze for eastern and combat for the Iberian peninsula.