Jared

Quotes are real, account if fake. please don't hate us Bandon Dunes!

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Not Marachinos. Get it right fuck face.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

When I ask for cherries, I expect Maraschino. The fuck is this, capitol city?

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

The broken GPS at the Home Course provided better yardages than my caddy today.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Not sure which takes longer @tearai get to New Zealand from the states or getting my next drink!!!! #STILLWAITING!!!

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Great to see Bandon Dunes opening the Sheep Ranch to the public. I’ve had myself a few good late night romps with the heard over the years. It’ll be grate for the everyone else to see the benefits of a proper sheep fu*king. #sheepfuker #beastialityisok

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

I like watching kids, golf

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Really want to go play Silves ranch in Oregon, but I won’t be gracing the lands until they let us rent the goat caddies for after hours activities!!!

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

It's her first day. Seriously! You should've known I was going to pay with 9 inactivated $20 gift cards as well as an expired gift card!

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

@BandonDunesGolf ... You're welcome. I may be back next year.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

I finally promoted my girlfriend to fiancé! I proposed by asking her to sign a prenup. #romantic.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

I only get pictures of holes I birdie. @BandonDunesGolf it's time to build more holes!

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

@BandonDunesGolf disappointed there is no Easter egg hunt and "giant chocolate bunny" was not an option for breakfast.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Was voting for #Trump until I couldn't get Salsa with my breakfast. Had to settle for Siracha. A land without Mexicans and no salsa? #nope

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Bandon Trails eggs not poached. Just a little too mushy. Get your shit together.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Tried to DVR the golf so I could compare tour players score to mine, but there are no DVRs in room. What kind of golf resort is this? #2star

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

This picture should be added to Brandon's wall of fame and achievement.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Nobody to hold back my hair when I threw up all the food at Bandon Dunes. Classless fucks. #feelingthebern.

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

Can't believe I didn't win. Just proves how stupid liberals are. #WAcaucus #shouldvewent toJared

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

@BandonDunesGolf please offer caddies at the punch bowl

[Jared @JBGolfgod]

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