Jim

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Hard to discern Jordan Henderson’s precise opinion on whether England should keep going or not keep going.

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Shinned that.

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Alright game, this.

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This exit poll has been conducted using a dartboard and a bottle of vodka.

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Fine, I'll go make my own Marmite! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Marmite and the blackjack!

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Finding a seat on a Southern train service is the new Jeremy Corbyn.

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HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!

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I've got at least seven of these.

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Biggest threat to European harmony right now. RT for a deal limiting immigration whilst losing passporting, Like for Nani's winner's medal.

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Biggest threat to European harmony right now. RT for Michael Gove, Like for Portugal winning Euro 2016.

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This game has entered the 'fuck it, I'll do the washing up' stage.

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Hey, guys, remember when we played Rooney in midfield?

What? Too soon?

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Later on ITV, how Spain's two-dimensional tactics against Italy's defence reminded Ian Wright of the bit with the turtles in Finding Nemo.

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He hasn't resigned with dignity, Glenn. He scrawled a speech on some bog roll as he was getting booed off for losing to Iceland.

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ITV summing up the problem without realising it. "B-b-ut, our league's got so much money!"

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What's the difference between Brexit and the England team?

One blunders their way out of Europe without a plan, and the other...oh, wait.

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When a team can be quite this awful at literally every aspect of the game, you almost have to stand back and admire it as performance art.

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Roy going back to the tactic of trying to confuse the opposition as they try to work out what our formation is supposed to be.

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Just knocked up a quick highlights package of Harry Kane's set pieces thusfar.

https://t.co/jCTByRV5XY

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England's footballers looking to do in 90 minutes what our politicians are scared of doing inside 24 months.