Jordan Kaplan

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@TitosTabletop If anyone said that at my house, they only got one piece. Everyone else got 2-3

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Fellow parents: If we start saying Six Seven, can we make it uncool so it goes away?

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@VoteSalmon

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@ianfromphilly @chrisoIIey We’re so starspangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom. Two hundred seven sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom.

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@ianfromphilly I think I can add some legitimacy to this idea….

Would we also sell mazel ties?

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@ianfromphilly Love Rose, but he’s been the leader after round 1 five times, and hasn’t won a Masters. Hope he wins, but far from “easy money”

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@PrezWisdom President: Washington
Defense Sec: Eisenhower
Secretary of State: Jefferson
Chief Justice: Taft (Lincoln close 2nd)
Speaker of the House: Lyndon Johnson
Treasury Sec: Jackson
Education Sec: Wilson

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I guess we should all start drinking Brawndo now. It’s what plants crave.

#Election2024

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Who is most excited for ⁦@OfficialBlueyTV⁩ live?

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@Wawa It’s August. Get your shit together.

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@ExptKnitter @VoteSalmon I was making a specific NJ reference. Income tax in NJ was put into place in the late 1970s, and the primary justification (at the time) for imposing the tax was that income tax would be used to pay for schools.

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@ianfromphilly

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@VoteSalmon As someone who is a part of @VoteSalmon’s social life, I don’t know how to feel about these comments. But the proposed legislation is legit.

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@edmarinaro Agreed, coach. In that light, will you make similar comments regarding lies made by DJT?

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@edmarinaro Really want to hang your hat on that one, Coach?

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@ianfromphilly A bitch that won…

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@PaulOfFame5 Yes, but, on the other hand, it’s Domino’s…

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@savejets @TheSopranosClub Absolutely. Maybe he is sad about Christopher or Tony B, but no regrets.

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@ianfromphilly You’re serving the food that my food eats…