Joe Bonamassa (Official)

Guitar Collector, Guitar Player... There are two letters that separate infamous and famous, I am not sure what applies to me anymore. Sell by date: 11/08/2039

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

I did! That is true. It had to be done.

[Ian Cash @IanRKach]

@JBONAMASSA Joe saved the Manny's sign...that was all I needed to know.

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Wait until you actually have a proper reason. It's very therapeutic! 😎😂👍

[Justin Forbes @Tr0ubledWine]

@JBONAMASSA @ClassicRockMag God damn I can’t wait to call someone an angry disingenuous cunt. 🤘🏼

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Well I have played the Royal Albert Hall 15 times. The vernacular gets ingrained over time. 😎😉👍

[Glen Juliano @glen_juliano]

@JBONAMASSA @ClassicRockMag How British of you, working the word CUNT into a sentence describing a man (aka, see U next Tuesday).

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

@Rob1855 @ClassicRockMag I was holding back. A lot to be honest.

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Robin is an angry disingenuous cunt. Just ask Larry McCray. It's sad to see someone who had all the opportunity, real talent let his anger be the driving force for some sort of attempt at a comeback. You can use this quote @ClassicRockMag

[Classic Rock Magazine @ClassicRockMag]

Bluesman Robin Davey launches album with damning criticism of modern blues https://t.co/oIGz2ILrYx

[Classic Rock Magazine @ClassicRockMag]

Joanne Shaw Taylor pushes herself on the dazzling The Trouble With Love https://t.co/S17YjfQHAz

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Stockholm!! Nice to see you again. See ya at 8pm. 😎👍

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

No! Thank you for coming!

[Markku Palkoaho @MPalkoaho]

@JBONAMASSA Great show, thanks for coming to Helsinki again🙏🏻 I saw the first show at Savoy Theatre also in 2009

[Smells Like Ottos Jacket- A Simpsons Podcast @SmellsJ]

No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that

Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

33 years ago today, The Ramones sang “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Burns.

#TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting.

#TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Now when I say, "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod.

No problem.

Hello Mr. Thompson!

I think he's talking to you…

#TheSimpsons

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

I wish for world peace.

Lisa, that was very selfish of you!

#TheSimpsons

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Top 5 Simpsons cameo appearances. Brilliant!

[Smells Like Ottos Jacket- A Simpsons Podcast @SmellsJ]

Well actually, that’s a pretty good explanation

Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

No ..

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apu's new voice has been revealed.

It is the first time the character has spoke in almost a decade.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

On this day in 1856, Prime Minister Lord Palmerston died.

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

No ..

[Variety @Variety]

'The Simpsons' Surprise: Apu Is Heard for the First Time in Nearly a Decade, as Sunil Malhotra Takes Over for Hank Azaria (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/2Myszr1YGn

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Why bother? Socialist guitar collecting? Your logic: Everyone gets a 1950s Les Paul no matter what your commitment is to a lifetime of work to earn the dosh to buy one? Do you realize that I have really worked fucking hard for this shit ? And still do 🤷‍♂️

[Fred Lloyd @funkystuffhere]

@JBONAMASSA Well then, Joe, wtf are you going to do with it? I'll go out on a limb to say that it's not your best guitar, or your favorite. So then, why bother? Other people who don't have a single '60s LP might like to join the club.

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

Official statement from Nerdville West: This morning Agent R successfully executed a guitar extraction from the great state of North Carolina. Most of the information will remain classified as not to reveal tactical details of the operation. All I can say is thank you to my new friend Robert for selling me his father's 1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard that he bought brand new and cherished for 67 years. Nerdville is honored to be the new custodian of 9-0887 aka "The Charles Burst" named after Robert's late father. 😎👍