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[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

Call it a millennial crisis if you want.
But in my 30's, I realized l don't actually want the life I worked so hard for. I don't care about titles. I don't care about climbing anyone else's ladder. I care about time. I care about slow mornings. I care about peace. I care about bare feet at the beach with nowhere to be. I still want to make money.. just not at the cost of my life.

[🦦 @Ieviisjeans]

send the boat to gag city

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

Erika Kirk telling us she didn’t kill her husband

[Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch]

I’ll be honest with you, if I could make $1,000,000 to show my butthole and pinch my nipples for an hour a day instead of busting my ass for corporate America, I totally would.

[Gucci @Unapologetic_CB]

It’s going to be a long day Hotties

[nanasversion @nansversion]

me at every chappell roan hate tweet in the tl

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

this is how I know i’m gluttonous af cause I got mad at that sloppy ass taco

[Katrina Waters ✨ @MsKatrinaWaters]

This looks like when pokemon are about to battle lmfao

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

You are the aggressor.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Israel please be fucking for real, a blue square???? LMFAO

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.

[2RawTooReal @2RawTooReal]

Matt Rogers, Bowen yang and Keith Edward’s need to keep Jasmine Crockett’s name out their mouth

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

[main @JB_20_20_]

@fitnessgayz @grok make him wear a chastity belt

[★ 𝘯𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘺 ★ @boyyynextdoor]

Erika kirk: "I have coke back stage"

nicki asf :

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

@Staydafuckmad I will never turn republican lol

[MandatoryFunDay @Mandatoryfunday]

Start the new year off right