𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social)

(He/Him) I write short stories and novels; I also offer my nitpickery for freelance editing. In a bizarre love triangle with Semicolon and Oxford Comma.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

As a writer, I love making stories you'll enjoy. As an editor, I love helping your story reach its full potential. View my portfolio for samples + testimonials, or read stories on my site.

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[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@aitaikimochi

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@PatStaresAt And not dying when you fall more than three feet.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@ratnes_ I used an adblocker to just block that entire part of the page. Has worked rather well so far.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@a_h_reaume And that was without the guy in power saying he was going to arrest political rivals and sic the military on civilians.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@IncorrectFFQTS

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@americanwombat Even just to make it an actual matter of public record, instead of just expecting that "everyone knows." Why would people know that stuff? That's what journalists are for! To tell us! So we know!

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@yilinwriter That's great! Congratulations!

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

I'm so tired of seeing his leathery, fake-tanned fucking face.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@JenSookfongLee I'm still collecting rejections. At least 𝘐 like my stories.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

A person is a lawyer, but only in their restless dreams, going into trials and dealing with dream logic as weird characters take the stand - it's called "Tossing and Attorneying."

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@FinalFantasy The patch notes. Or that one NPC that says "Holdy uppy, rubber ducky."

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@erikaishii @ihatealexd

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

Don't drive tranqed, low-res scuzzball.

[Angela Liu @liu_angela]

One thing I learned from watching Hayao Miyazaki films is that it’s okay to tell variations of the same story over and over again. That sometimes you will need to tell the same story in different ways (often at different points in your life) until you can finally be free of it.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@jscotttn There's something about that one episode that follows Bill that still gets me, the scene of him just hanging out alone, watching TV and eating a sandwich, laughing it up, bereft of whatever issues and plots the other characters have at the moment.

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@americanwombat Doesn't really matter what they're posting, nothing beats cats. Even Egypt understood that.

Maybe THEY should start posting cats.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@americanwombat His little baby pod took a detour to an immigration office before crashing into a Kansas cornfield.

[𝔍𝔅 𝔖𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 (@jbsargent.bsky.social) @JB_Sargent]

@othatsraspberry This is like when I really wasn't down for my weapons breaking in Breath of the Wild, so I just kept throwing my rechargeable bombs at everything for a while.

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@JohnXuandou Increasingly annoyed with the "Hey remember this IP?" instead of just making a new thing in the IP.