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This coffee is hella lit

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@LukaDoncicStanD Lmfao

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@japan_nobunaga 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@DrRemilio Lmfao

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@sidesofchicken @wheredemcigs

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@gregthesorcerer 😂😂

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@Motor1com That buzz lightyear one is so good looking

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@analogue Wish they would’ve brought this to Xbox too :’(

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@RyGilver @analogue POD RACING

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@kirkjangel 😂😂

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@ShrekShark2 @nonregemesse He mocks Jews in the first film though, when they show the kids beating up the Jew egg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@andyryan1945 @fleshsimulator This app is on fire today I tell ya

[Chud Gently @JeanShortsDad]

@DobberHockey Ours has to hang a huge isis flag outside their house on 4th of July

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@JeanShortsDad @DobberHockey LMFAO!!!

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@Quadripolar_B @whatsdatfactz Lmfao

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@WONGthink @Aliathewhite DAWG 😂

[Jonathan Wong @WONGthink]

🇮🇳🇰🇷 Korean man travelled to India disguised as an ugly pregnant woman. Ceaseless sexual assaults ensure.

(Commentary in Chinese)

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

I tried explaining to my parents that our taxes are being stolen so that blacks committing EBT fraud can fund Carnival Cruises by selling Nigga Jars out of illegal restaurants to blacks committing TANF fraud, and they looked at me like I was Hitler in the Downfall bunker scene.

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