Jill Baker 🔪📚

Married mother of one beloved princess, writer of mystery and thriller, watcher of an embarrassing amount of television. Member of SiC & WFWA.

[Jill Baker 🔪📚 @JBaker_Author]

Follow me for content about writing, reading, womens fiction, mystery/crime fiction, feminism, disability, autism, judaism, saltwater aquariums, electric guitar, dogs, television, motherhood, positivity, and ADHD (lol obviously.)

[Isabella Martin @isareports]

I am a senior at Michigan State University. Tonight we were made hostages in our home…

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@silentkil_er My orange little plastic clicker bug friend named herbie that I lost in 6th grade and sobbed for days over.

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Anybody want to make my holiday wish come true with a lead on #London companies needing a #CIO for my very talented and indispensable husband? Or other tips? Merry Christmas and Hanukkah Sameach! #Britain #tech #jobs #JobSeekers #Christmas #hanukkah

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@Softapocalypses Twisted sister. Which is even weirder than it sounds because I was a teenager in the early 2000s, not the ‘80s. @deesnider taught me it was okay for me to like myself even when it seemed like nobody else did. Honestly probably saved my life.

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@thefatdoctoruk I definitely can’t be hot. It makes me feel like I can’t breathe. I’ve always been that way. Then when I was an adult I found out I have POTS so that’s probably part of why my heat intolerance is so severe, but I absolutely think temperature can be a sensory issue

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@QuillElska Heat 😅

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@harrisonmurph1 Binge watch television and snacks, sleep all day, compulsively spend money (I’m really outing myself here)

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#HisDarkMaterials needs to win an award for best adaptation of a book ever. They NAILED every aspect, and made an incredible series I don’t think you even have to have read the books to love. So, so, so good. Thank you so much to everyone involved for doing it justice.

[Annalee Newitz is @[email protected] @Annaleen]

You know what I would like? A Disney movie about a fat person who doesn't have "body dysmorphia" or some other Alleged Fat Problem and is just happy and cute and occasionally has to tell somebody to STFU when they make fatphobic comments.

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@RebeccaPapin @kfoxx_writes Coloring my leg green with highlighter at 3am and proclaiming “I’m Elphaba!” and braiding my hair straight down the center of my face because literally anything is easier and better than putting pen to paper.

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@rtslaywood Feyre but I don’t feel good about it. Just DNFed court of mist and fury 🙃

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If you’re in #London and Vanessa isn’t doing your #manicure , you’re missing out! Just had the loveliest time at Precious Nails and Beauty in Soho. https://t.co/UwH3twi6bC

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@newberg_sean I don’t even know how to answer this because it’s altered my worldview so foundationally, I don’t have the perspective on normal childhood to know all that im missing as an adult.

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Good morning from Kensington Gardens.

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There goes Jill Baker with her tray like always, the same old bread and rolls TO NOMMM. I’ve had beauty and the beast music stuck in my head for days. Home sick while on holiday in London, so a carb binge is required to lift the spirits.

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@commaficionado ALWAYS!!!

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You might be #neurodivergent if: you wait an entire hour to eat your quarter pounder because there’s a smear of ketchup on the outside of the box. 🙋🏼‍♀️

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@TheophanesAvery Strangeland

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I’m eating these and picking all the salt off.

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Who decided caramel needs to be salted. Who was like “hmm this would be improved by making it burn holes in my tongue.”

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Note my passive aggressive periods in place of question marks.