Jonathan Baldwin

CU '21

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Every sick bastard Red Sox fan who watches all 162 will be traumatized by this season the same way we still talk about 2012 and 2020. But when 2026 comes up 15 years from now, we’ll all immediately have flashbacks to last night’s game specifically. That’s how bad that was.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Tooooooo happy for Justin rn!!!!!!!
Congrats champ!!!!!! Hashtag Highlight!
USA bish!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Red Sox are last in Major League Baseball in runs scored since firing their coaching staff. Just in case you were wondering if that was something that was going to help the poor roster construction situation.

[Ed Hand @EdHand89]

These Red Sox hitters are very impressive in the sense that you know that after a leadoff double, no one is scoring. I have never seen a team so consistently good at squandering an opportunity.

[Alex @ac13alex]

Boston, we will miss you.
Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the @RedSox to give it all day in and day out.
With respect and love
AC

[Jonathan Baldwin @JBaldwin16]

Spot on

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

Let's make it interesting: Anyone who retweets the quote tweet (not this one, the one below it) before first pitch of Monday's Red Sox-Astros game is entered in a raffle for a $50 MLB gift card.

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

THREE-DAY WARNING: Next session of my Zoom workshop for aspiring sportswriters (and broadcasters, don't forget) begins Wednesday night at 7. Spots remain.

Email me ([email protected]) for pricing/more info. Can take a few more sign-ups.

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Charles Leclerc absolutely cooking these new regs after quali:

"I honestly can’t stand qualifying, it’s a f***ing joke!

I go faster in corners, throttle earlier, for f***’s sake, I'm losing everything in the straight!"

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Ready, Set, GO!

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

THE WAIT IS OVER! THE RED SOX PLAY A MEANINGFUL BASEBALL GAME TODAY!

HAPPY CROCHET DAY!

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Someone buy this man a beer

“What’s your message to Congress?”

“Fire ‘em all. My flight leaves in 16 minutes”

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

🫡🫡🫡

[masslivesports @masslivesports]

Imagine that, with your team’s spot in the tournament on the line, in a win-or-go-home game, it is you — not Aaron Judge, not Bryce Harper, not Kyle Schwarber — who belts what turns out to be the game-winning homer.

Read more from @Sean_McAdam: https://t.co/ImOXTkKBZW

[Ian Inangelo @iinangelo]

POV: You’re facing a Red Sox Player in the World Baseball Classic

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Payton Tolle for President.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

I can’t help but cringe whenever I think about the Rafael Devers trade at this point. It’s that bad.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Two cults with zero critical thinking

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Lando Norris 2025 F1 World Champion

[Larry Williams @LarryWilliamsTI]

I'm not crying, you're crying. Rest easy, Tron.